Describe your worst failure.
Worst failure?
Where do I begin? There are so many.
In the eyes of my parent's I am their worst failure. I was never going to compare to John, Frank or Howard.
Never being more than second technician or as Lister puts is "chicken soup dispenser cleaner." Yes, I have hold the most responsible and important job on the entire ship, and do it so well. Nothing goes wrong with Arnold J. Rimmer on the job. Nothing at all. Nothing major at least. Not counting a radiation leak that killed everyone, including myself.
Failing to pass a simple test, even though a record of thirteen fails is apparently impressive it just isn’t what you want to hear.
Never actually making officer.
Gazpachio soup, I don’t even want to think about that anymore. That could be one of the very moments that prevented me being an officer. Once piece of information that I was never given, ruined everything.
Dying.
Worst failure?
Being me.
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Muse: Arnold Rimmer
Fandom: Red Dwarf
Word Count: 162
Where do I begin? There are so many.
In the eyes of my parent's I am their worst failure. I was never going to compare to John, Frank or Howard.
Never being more than second technician or as Lister puts is "chicken soup dispenser cleaner." Yes, I have hold the most responsible and important job on the entire ship, and do it so well. Nothing goes wrong with Arnold J. Rimmer on the job. Nothing at all. Nothing major at least. Not counting a radiation leak that killed everyone, including myself.
Failing to pass a simple test, even though a record of thirteen fails is apparently impressive it just isn’t what you want to hear.
Never actually making officer.
Gazpachio soup, I don’t even want to think about that anymore. That could be one of the very moments that prevented me being an officer. Once piece of information that I was never given, ruined everything.
Dying.
Worst failure?
Being me.
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Muse: Arnold Rimmer
Fandom: Red Dwarf
Word Count: 162