Fiction: Torchwood: Fangirls

[captain91]

Title: Fangirls
Author: captain91
Characters: Jack Harkness, Owen Harper, Ianto Jones
Challenge: tw100 #259, Queues
Rating: G
Notes: I had trouble with this prompt, this silly fic came to me in a sleepless night


The SUV screeched to a halt diagonally in front of the shopping centre. Jack jumped from the vehicle, sniffing the air tensely. "Crap, he's already -" he cut off, clinging to the still open door as a crowd of screaming teenagers crashed by him, queuing haphazardly inside. "…here. His pheromones are everywhere. Watch out for uncontrollable women!"

Ianto and Owen scrambled out of the car, scanners in hand, relaying the message to Gwen and Tosh, confined to the safety of the hub's purified air. "We're going in, guide us," muttered Owen. "I knew something was off about this freaking Bieber!"