Title Toki's Secret Santa
Rating PG13. Mild sexual references.
Pairing Offdensen/Pickles; Skwisgaar/Toki
Warnings A lot of WAFF and gratuitous fluff. Not terribly OOC, but extremely unbrutal.
Summary Two days after Christmas, Toki finally manages to do his Secret Santa thing.

( Toki's Secret Santa )

I skimmed through the Metalocalypse Kinkmeme and Something caught my eye: Necrophilia. So I set to work. Now, the fic is based off this glorious song, and you don't have to watch it, but I like it. If you are going to watch, I suggest doing so after reading my fic.

Title A Little Piece of Heaven
Rating R for sexual situations, gore, swearing, ( Read more... )

I got really excited because of the new episode, and I'm glad I laid claim to Charles before the episode because that means I LIKED HIM BEFORE HE HAD HIS OWN EPISODE but then again, a lot of us did.

Me = Fail

Title Dethvisitors
Rating T I suppose.
Pairing N/MF, P/J, C/S

Charles Ofdensen was a man who needed security. He needed to be confident that he ( Read more... )

Title Pickles Visits the Tribunal
Rating T, but the implication is M
Pairing Implied Selatcia/Pickles

To be honest, I don’t remember much of the night. I was pretty buzzed by the time I got to the building and the fact they put a paper bag over my head before I went in didn’t help. I was ushered down a lot of hallways and I definitely picked up a ( Read more... )

Title Gunslinger
Pairing E for Everyone, though there are slightly sexual references
Rating Skwisgaar/Toki and Nathan/Mystery Person
Notes Remember that one part of the Blood Ocean Trailer when Toki screams and runs?

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The first thing he heard was a pop, like when a champagne cork explodes off. Then there was a horrible stinging in his lower back. The ( Read more... )

Yeah The Alliance is back \m/

Title The Alliance
Rating T for Teens
Pairing Crozier/Stampingston + Teacher/Crozier + Stampingston/somegirl
Summery Late nights and folder surfing make for a heady mix. LET'S SEE WHAT HAPPENS.

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As weeks passed, life settled down for the two and everything proceeded as per usual. They had their meetings, kept tags on ( Read more... )

i think i failed?

Rating T for Teens
Pairing MF/T
Notes What did we learn today kids? That's right. Don't trust the pills Pickles hands out.

“AH! Go fasters!!”

“’M fucking TRYING!! Yer assch isch too tight!!”

Murderface was trying to fuck Toki into the mattress. It wasn’t going well.

“Bad girl…”

“Yeah that… yeah.”

Toki rolled his eyes and sat up, ( Read more... )

Title Charles' Very Wonderful Day
Rating E for Everyone
Pairing Charles/everyone to some extent
Summery Something's wrong in Mordhaus. It's way too fucking quiet.

Something was wrong. Something was drastically, gravely wrong. It was frightening, really, how quiet Mordhaus was. Charles checked every security camera a thousand times over but there was no ( Read more... )

Title The Alliance
Rating T for Teens (yes i'm a video game now)
Pairing None yet
Summery Crozier needs to find Ravenwood's replacement. Who will he turn to?

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Ravenwood was dead. Perfect. The one person he actually trusted in the Tribunal was dead; eyes ripped out and disemboweled. He could only hope Ravenwood was right about the whole “God thing”. At ( Read more... )

they must end

Sickles Chapter Four - Rated nothingspecialthere'snosex

"Gahd, I can't even believe this! How could they cancel the cahnvention; almost two thousand people were attending!" Molly drove furiously, rambling in a nasal tone.

"They said the guest speaker had a stroke Molly..." Calvert chided her quietly from the passengers seat, gazing in ( Read more... )