Fic: CFO Red Tie and Hood

[nugatorytm]

Title: CFO Red Tie and Hood
Authors: zsomeone and nugatorytm
Rating: Pretty tame
Characters/pairing: Nathan/Charles, the rest of the band make a cameo
Summary: Nathan wanted him to do what?
Notes: For Nathan and Charles month, pirateking42 made a couple of pictures with her CFO and Nathan figures. Once you see them, you'll know what's going on. In case you haven't seen them

Comments

[tikific]

BEST STORY EVAR! Yay, pie!

Ams has da bears:

[nugatorytm]

HA! Charles actually has no chance against a koala bear, because he's still a decent guy who wouldn't hurt a cute little animal. So the koala would cling to his leg like one of those house arrest bracelets. And that happens forever.

[tikific]

Nathan: So, uhhhhh, still got that bear thing on the ankle?

Charles: Yes, ah, Nathan, he is still there. He is a koala, and his name is Bruce.

[zsomeone]

Briuse is a brutal name!

[tikific]

Everyone in Australia is named Bruce.

This is a little known fact.

(That I just made up.)

[zsomeone]

Like Bruce Lee!

[tikific]

Like so:

[tikific]

Oh, and you know Bruce Lee's grave is a few blocks from my house?
Another little known fact. Which is actually true.

[nugatorytm]

They lived close to me for many years. What made them decide to bury him (and probably his son, Brandon, too) over there?

[tikific]

The family is from here, so he and Brandon are laid to rest at Lakeview. You always see tons of goth kids hanging around.

[nugatorytm]

Pickles: *wanders in, notices koala* Hey dere, little dood, ya wanna beer?

Bruce: *turns into evil demon bear* HIISSSSSSS!!!

Pickles: Whoa! Never mind.

Toki: Ha-haa! I ams gots da bears on my legs too! *Deddy is wrapped around Toki's boot. His paws are pinned together*

Skwisgaar: Idiots.

[tikific]

Bruce: *turns into evil demon bear* HIISSSSSSS!!!

*spits beer*

Why do I wanna clip a Teensieh koala to my Charles doll's leg now?

[nugatorytm]

Dood, I had a couple of those before I moved, but I think I tossed them out, darnit.

[tikific]

I'm sure I have one somewhere. We're clearing out the freaking garage this weekend, so who knows what all I'll find.