A couple of days late and a dollar or two short...
But here I am! I have my third week of Metalocalypse inspired insanity here but I'm going to fess up now that it's not a full weeks worth. Sahrry. Is there a reason for my laziness? Why yes, yes there is. Last week, out of the blue, my god damned gallbladder decided to shit the bed on me! So I spent all of Tues.-Fri. in the hospital. :P It was lots of fun. For any further info on that bullshit go here.
I'm so done with that whole thing though and want nothing more than to submerge myself in Dethklok and Dethklok related things once more. So here we go!
First we have a little contest. 8D Isn't that exciting boys and girls?! We're going to play... *cue game-show hostess voice* "Name that Nail Polish". Now, there are no prizes for guessing correctly, but should you guess incorrectly you will be subjected to the humiliation of knowing that you are not a true Metalocalypse fan and we'll throw you to the hungry yard wolves! 8D Ready? Let's get started!
Our first contestant has an avid love of potato chips and secretly fears the dentist. Can you Name that Nail Polish?
Our second contestant claims to be the backbone of our favorite band and brags that not only does he have a very successful side project in the works, but he may also create his own label. Can you Name that Nail Polish?
Our third contestant is very Irish-American and loves pina-coladas and gettin' caught in the rain and cocain. When asked to comment he also stated: "Cinnamon buns." Can you Name that Nail Polish?
Our fourth contestant proclaims his love for candy and claims that the coma resulting from his indulgence in the sweets are like a "rainbow wet dream". Can you Name that Nail Polish?
Our fifth contestant may come across as chilly and egotistical, but ladies he assures us that he can not help being a sex god and there is more than enough love to go around. He invites any and all to help him warm up his ice castle. Can you Name that Nail Polish?
And last but not least, our sixth and final contestant for the day couldn't be reached for comment. (Apparently one of our other contestants swallowed a beer tab and had to be accompanied to the hospital ward.) He did, however, send his condolences and five dollar Hot Topic cards for each player! Now, can you Name that Nail Polish?
Well Ladies and Gentlemen, we are out of time for today. We hope that you've named all of our contestants correctly. Have a brutal day!
It had occurred to me that in my attempt to be fair and give all of the guys face time last week that I had completely neglected Pickles! Now, everyone knows that he is my all time favorite character from this show, but I don't want all of my submissions to be all about him and Nate. Apparently I overcompensated last week.
This week I didn't feel well and I drew selfishly. (You can tell.) Sorry!
Now, this next picture is what I drew on Monday before the whole shit storm happened and I got shipped to the hospital. It's just a derpy lulz moment inspired by this song. Sorry in advance that it's country! XD I only forgive it's genre because it's lol-worthy.
Caption would be something along the lines of: "Uh... Guys? Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit! Guys! Help! I think I'm fucking dancing with a man!"
Next we have what I wish had happened to me in the hospital. Unfortunately, Pickles was too busy being drunk and cute all over Nathan. I mean, seriously, that guy's had how many liver transplants? I've only had my gallbladder out once! Pickles, pay attention to ME!!!
*Grrr! Nathan's scar didn't show up for shit in this pic!*
Caption:
"Heh, dood, I kin hear a fart rollin' around in dere. You gahtta fart in yer lungs! High five."
"Pickles, this thing is fucking cold... And I think my butt is hanging out."
Lastly, we have a picture of me and Nate comparing battle wounds.
Caption:
"Huh. Mine's bigger. It's from drinking so much beer that my liver shuts down. Brutal."
"Well, I have more and mine's from from eating such greasy foods that my gallbladder couldn't handle it. It got clogged and started to rot."
D8 "Wait! That can happen?! Greasy food can make your insides rot?!"
"Well, not exactly-"
"NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"
Again, sorry this week was so short. Hopefully I'll be feeling well enough to do better this time. Hope it was fun for you guys! XD
I'm so done with that whole thing though and want nothing more than to submerge myself in Dethklok and Dethklok related things once more. So here we go!
First we have a little contest. 8D Isn't that exciting boys and girls?! We're going to play... *cue game-show hostess voice* "Name that Nail Polish". Now, there are no prizes for guessing correctly, but should you guess incorrectly you will be subjected to the humiliation of knowing that you are not a true Metalocalypse fan and we'll throw you to the hungry yard wolves! 8D Ready? Let's get started!
Our first contestant has an avid love of potato chips and secretly fears the dentist. Can you Name that Nail Polish?
Our second contestant claims to be the backbone of our favorite band and brags that not only does he have a very successful side project in the works, but he may also create his own label. Can you Name that Nail Polish?
Our third contestant is very Irish-American and loves pina-coladas and gettin' caught in the rain and cocain. When asked to comment he also stated: "Cinnamon buns." Can you Name that Nail Polish?
Our fourth contestant proclaims his love for candy and claims that the coma resulting from his indulgence in the sweets are like a "rainbow wet dream". Can you Name that Nail Polish?
Our fifth contestant may come across as chilly and egotistical, but ladies he assures us that he can not help being a sex god and there is more than enough love to go around. He invites any and all to help him warm up his ice castle. Can you Name that Nail Polish?
And last but not least, our sixth and final contestant for the day couldn't be reached for comment. (Apparently one of our other contestants swallowed a beer tab and had to be accompanied to the hospital ward.) He did, however, send his condolences and five dollar Hot Topic cards for each player! Now, can you Name that Nail Polish?
Well Ladies and Gentlemen, we are out of time for today. We hope that you've named all of our contestants correctly. Have a brutal day!
It had occurred to me that in my attempt to be fair and give all of the guys face time last week that I had completely neglected Pickles! Now, everyone knows that he is my all time favorite character from this show, but I don't want all of my submissions to be all about him and Nate. Apparently I overcompensated last week.
This week I didn't feel well and I drew selfishly. (You can tell.) Sorry!
Now, this next picture is what I drew on Monday before the whole shit storm happened and I got shipped to the hospital. It's just a derpy lulz moment inspired by this song. Sorry in advance that it's country! XD I only forgive it's genre because it's lol-worthy.
Caption would be something along the lines of: "Uh... Guys? Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit! Guys! Help! I think I'm fucking dancing with a man!"
Next we have what I wish had happened to me in the hospital. Unfortunately, Pickles was too busy being drunk and cute all over Nathan. I mean, seriously, that guy's had how many liver transplants? I've only had my gallbladder out once! Pickles, pay attention to ME!!!
*Grrr! Nathan's scar didn't show up for shit in this pic!*
Caption:
"Heh, dood, I kin hear a fart rollin' around in dere. You gahtta fart in yer lungs! High five."
"Pickles, this thing is fucking cold... And I think my butt is hanging out."
Lastly, we have a picture of me and Nate comparing battle wounds.
Caption:
"Huh. Mine's bigger. It's from drinking so much beer that my liver shuts down. Brutal."
"Well, I have more and mine's from from eating such greasy foods that my gallbladder couldn't handle it. It got clogged and started to rot."
D8 "Wait! That can happen?! Greasy food can make your insides rot?!"
"Well, not exactly-"
"NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"
Again, sorry this week was so short. Hopefully I'll be feeling well enough to do better this time. Hope it was fun for you guys! XD