WHY DO THE SHIP NAMES FOR THE KKM FANDOM SUCK SO HARD, ESPECIALLY WHEN YUURI IS ONE PART OF THE MASHUP NAME?

YUURAM? YOU RAM WHAT? SOUNDS LIKE A DAMN TRUCKING COMPANY.


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IN CASE YOU CAN NEVER GET ENOUGH OF CONRAD'S SENSE OF HUMOR, HERE ARE SOME MORE CONRAD-JOKES!1!1!!!!!!

(JOSÉ AND CONRAD DECIDED TO INTRODUCE STAND-UP COMEDY TO SHIN MAKOKU.  AS YOU CAN SEE, IT WAS A BIG HIT.)

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HERE'S ANOTHER BLUE WIND STORY.  IT HAS EVEN MORE PUNS THAN THE LAST ONE AND A MORAL TOO.  EVERY STORY SHOULD HAVE A MORAL, ESPECIALLY ONE THAT INCLUDES A SPARKLY!  YOZAK.

I HOPE YOU ENJOY.

( NINJA CONRAD VS SARA-WEEVIL )

( MAD LIBS )

I THINK AT ONE POINT THIS MONSTROSITY HAD AN ACTUAL STORY LINE THAT MADE SENSE.  AND IT INCLUDED SOME SORT OF SOCIAL COMMENTARY AS WELL  (YOU MIGHT STILL BE ABLE TO SEE IT IF YOU LOOK HARD ENOUGH).  BUT THEN YOZAK HAD TO OPEN HIS MOUTH MAKE SOME INNAPPROPRIATE  JOKES, CONRAD DECIDED TO BE GRUMPY, AND IT ALL WENT DOWNHILL FROM THERE.

( SOME THINGS ARE BETTER CUT...ASI DIJO ELLA )

WHAT IN THE WIDE WIDE WORLD OF SPORTS IS A-GOING ON HERE?


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IN THIS INSTALLMENT OF "NINJA CONRAD EXPLAINS LIBERTARIANISM", NINJA CONRAD DESTROYS VALUES VOTERS BY BEING ONE HIMSELF.

( FEAST YOUR EYES UPON TRUE MORAL SUPERIORITY, SUCKERS )

IN THIS INSTALLMENT OF "NINJA CONRAD EXPLAINS LIBERTARIANISM", NINJA CONRAD MUST DEAL WITH THE DISSENTING OPINIONS OF HIS ELDER BROTHER AND THAT DAMN SOVIET WITCH, ANISSINA.

( FAMILY IS IMPORTANT, BUT NOT AS IMPORTANT AS BEING RIGHT. RIGHT... WING! )

OK, SO I WAS HAVING A CONVERSATION WITH A LIBERTARIAN, AND I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND HIS PHILOSOPHY AT ALL. HE WAS KIND OF NUTS LIKE THAT. LUCKILY, NINJA CONRAD SWOOPED IN TO SAVE THE DAY. WITH HIS NINJA POWERS, HE FINALLY MADE LIBERTARIANISM UNDERSTANDABLE IN JUST A FEW SHORT LESSONS!!! NOW HE IS HERE TO SHARE HIS INFINITE WISDOM.

( TODAY'S LESSON: GUN CONTROL )

YOU CAN BLAME THIS NONESENSE ON MY NEIGHBORS WHO DECIDED TO HAVE A SHOWDOWN WITH THE FBI.  AND NOT EVEN AN EXCITING SHOWDOWN EITHER.  NEWAY, I FIGURED ONE WAY TO GET RID OF THE BORING FROM BEING STUCK INSIDE WAS TO DRAW SOME BLUE WIND! CONRAD PICTURES. AND THEN OF COURSE I HAD TO WRITE A STORY TO GO ALONG WITH THEM.

( RETURN OF THE BLUE WIND )