APPARENTLY LINKS COUNT AS FAILCASE NOW...

[queerlyobscure]

SO YOU GET A REJECTED LIMERICK FROM THE HOODLAND CHALLENGE. SO THERE.

SIR GUY WENT TO THE LOCAL TAVERN

TO SEE IF SOME TAIL HE'D BE HAVIN'

WHEN COLLAPSED ON THE BED,

THE BARMAID, SHE SAID,

"THAT WAS GREAT, BUT WHO'S ALLAN?"

SHUT UP IT DOES RHYME, AND HAVE THE RIGHT NUMBER OF SYLLABLES. YOU'RE JUST READING IT WRONG. READ IT OUT LOUD, AT THE TOP OF YOUR VOICE, IN A CROWDED STREET, AND IT WILL MAKE MORE SENSE. AND/OR GET YOU LYNCHED FOR BAD POETRY.

DAMMIT, WHY DID IT COME UP TWICE?!?