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[hugweed]

TODAY
TODAY

NO, THIS STORY STARTS A FEW DAYS AGO
AND THEN TODAY AND YESTERDA I WAS LIKE GOD I HAVEN'T POOPED IN A WHILE
AND I FELT NERVOUS, SO NERVOUS
LIKE MY INTESTINES WERE GONNA COME OUT

SO I'M AT DAPHAKNEE'S HOUSE AND I WAS LIKE, GOD, I'LL JUST FUCKING SHIT

TWENTY MINUTES OF AGONY, I CRIED AND I AM NOT ASHAMED TO TELL YOU THAT I CRIED
IT HURT OH GOD OH

Comments

[hugweed]

WHY WOULDN'T YOU LOOK AT MY POOP IN THE TOILET PAPER IN MY HAND :(

[hugweed]

I SHOULD HAVE SAID SLAAAAAVE LOOK AT MY POOP SLAAAAAVE

[peanutxpeanut]

WHEN THE POOP DON'T FLOW I USE THE BUTT BIDET. THE BUTT BIDET IS STRONGER THAN THE LADY BIDET SO I USE THE BUTT BIDET FOR LADY THINGS ALSO. THEN I CLEAN THE LEFTOVERS OFF WITH THE BIDET. EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE A BIDET.

[brosephina]

I CAME HOME FROM WORK A FEW DAYS AGO AND SOMEONE LEFT A BIDET ON OUR PORCH I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL IT'S INSTALLED

[brosephina]

WHERE'S THE PIX

[hugweed]

I DONT KNOW WHERE IT WENT