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[hugweed]

TODAY
TODAY

NO, THIS STORY STARTS A FEW DAYS AGO
AND THEN TODAY AND YESTERDA I WAS LIKE GOD I HAVEN'T POOPED IN A WHILE
AND I FELT NERVOUS, SO NERVOUS
LIKE MY INTESTINES WERE GONNA COME OUT

SO I'M AT DAPHAKNEE'S HOUSE AND I WAS LIKE, GOD, I'LL JUST FUCKING SHIT

TWENTY MINUTES OF AGONY, I CRIED AND I AM NOT ASHAMED TO TELL YOU THAT I CRIED
IT HURT OH GOD OH GOD I WANTED TO DIE

I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO DO, SO I GOT INTHE SHOWER AND SQEEZED MY LEGS TOGETHER
IS IT
IS IT COMING OUT? NO WAY
NO WAY
QUICK GET THE FUCK OVER TE TOILEEEEEEEEEET

PLOP

OH GOD I'M SHAKING AND CRYING A LITTLE GOD THAT HURT SO BAD
AND IT FEELS SO GOOD
I FEEL SO GOOD
IT'S WONDERFUL

MMM
MMMMM

SO I GUESS I'LL PICK UP MY POOP

DAPHNY WOULDN'T COME LOOK AT IT THOUGH SHE WAS JUST YELLING FOR ME TO PUT MY CLOTHES ON AND GET OUT OF THE BATHROOM BECAUSE SHE HAD TO POOP

I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT THERE WAS BLOOD AND LITTLE STRINGS OF FLESH ON THIS POOP

MY AWFUL CELL PHONE PICTURE DIDN'T DO IT JUSTICE

HERE YOU GO PALS



GOODNIGHT, POOP

YOU HURT.

EDIT: I HAVE BABY HANDS I NEED SOMETHING TO TELL YOU THE POOP'S ACTUAL SIZE

MAYBE A CHEESE LOG

IT WAS DENSE LIKE A CHEESE LOG TOO