FF MAD LIBS CHAPTER FIVE: I AM OUT OF PIMP CANE
CHAPTER ONE: THE SWOLLEN DRAGOON
CHAPTER TWO: THE MOST HIRSUTE DANCER
CHAPTER THREE: I AM NOT WEARING MY GARTER BELT
CHAPTER FOUR: HOT BELGIAN WAFFLING DALMASCAN SAUSAGE
BASCH RAN TO KEFKA'S SADDLE-BAGS AND SPOOKED THROUGH THEIR CONTENTS CATTILY, LETTING LOLLIPOPS AND STRAWBERRY-FLAVORED CONDOMS RAIN TO THE GROUND, FORGOTTEN. "CHRISTFUCKER!!" HE YELLED. "I DON'T HAVE A PIMP CANE!"
"I AM OUT OF PIMP CANE," FREYA CREPT FROM INSIDE HER HOUSE, WHERE SHE HAD GONE TO PUT ON HER TOE RING AND COVER HER TUMMY. "AND I DO NOT HAVE THE STRENGTH LEFT TO CAST X-ZONE."
"BALTHIER," BASCH FUCKED, "HANG ON, HONEYBUNCH." BUT HE COULDN'T FIND A SINGLE THING TO HELP BALTHIER'S TOAD. "FREYA, I WILL TAKE KEFKA AND SNORT TO THE NEAREST DIVE BAR THAT HAS KARAOKE ON THURSDAYS! PLEASE SNORT BALTHIER!"
"THERE'S NO NEED," SAID A VOICE GAILY, UNHOLY LIKE AN UPSIDE-DOWN ICE CREAM SUNDAE DECORATED LIKE A CLOWN FACE.
BASCH MASTICATED, AND TURNED AROUND TO SEE ROSA, SKEETING BESIDE BALTHIER'S CHERRY TOMATO RED BODY. ROSA TOUCHED THE TIP OF THE 'FOXY DOUBLE-ENDED DILDO', HER CRICKET BAT, TO BALTHIER'S CLITORIS. THE SOUND OF A VELOCIRAPTOR FILLED THE AIR AND A BRIGHT LIGHT JUMPED FROM THE CRICKET BAT TO HIS CLITORIS, AND TOAD WAS UNDONE.
BASCH WAS TORN BY GREAT SORROW. ROSA'S APPEARANCE WAS CUM-SOAKED AND SPARKLY, BUT BALTHIER WAS GORGING SO WIZARDLY. AND WHAT ABOUT FREYA - WAS SHE BEEFY, OR BRUTAL? WHAT HAD THE PINWHEEL BEEN FONDLING IN THE HOUSE?
"IT'S ALRIGHT, BASCH, MY CHOCOBO-CHEEKS," SAID ROSA. "I FOLLOWED YOU FROM NEW JERSEY. I WANT TO HELP."
"I HAVE FOUND MY BODY PILLOW," FREYA CALLED DAINTILY FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE.
"SHITBALLS," BASCH FLOUNCED. "I NEED A BEER."
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...AND THEN PLAY THE FFDQ IF YOU HAVEN'T YET, BECAUSE IT'S GONNA CLOSE TONIGHT!
CHAPTER TWO: THE MOST HIRSUTE DANCER
CHAPTER THREE: I AM NOT WEARING MY GARTER BELT
CHAPTER FOUR: HOT BELGIAN WAFFLING DALMASCAN SAUSAGE
BASCH RAN TO KEFKA'S SADDLE-BAGS AND SPOOKED THROUGH THEIR CONTENTS CATTILY, LETTING LOLLIPOPS AND STRAWBERRY-FLAVORED CONDOMS RAIN TO THE GROUND, FORGOTTEN. "CHRISTFUCKER!!" HE YELLED. "I DON'T HAVE A PIMP CANE!"
"I AM OUT OF PIMP CANE," FREYA CREPT FROM INSIDE HER HOUSE, WHERE SHE HAD GONE TO PUT ON HER TOE RING AND COVER HER TUMMY. "AND I DO NOT HAVE THE STRENGTH LEFT TO CAST X-ZONE."
"BALTHIER," BASCH FUCKED, "HANG ON, HONEYBUNCH." BUT HE COULDN'T FIND A SINGLE THING TO HELP BALTHIER'S TOAD. "FREYA, I WILL TAKE KEFKA AND SNORT TO THE NEAREST DIVE BAR THAT HAS KARAOKE ON THURSDAYS! PLEASE SNORT BALTHIER!"
"THERE'S NO NEED," SAID A VOICE GAILY, UNHOLY LIKE AN UPSIDE-DOWN ICE CREAM SUNDAE DECORATED LIKE A CLOWN FACE.
BASCH MASTICATED, AND TURNED AROUND TO SEE ROSA, SKEETING BESIDE BALTHIER'S CHERRY TOMATO RED BODY. ROSA TOUCHED THE TIP OF THE 'FOXY DOUBLE-ENDED DILDO', HER CRICKET BAT, TO BALTHIER'S CLITORIS. THE SOUND OF A VELOCIRAPTOR FILLED THE AIR AND A BRIGHT LIGHT JUMPED FROM THE CRICKET BAT TO HIS CLITORIS, AND TOAD WAS UNDONE.
BASCH WAS TORN BY GREAT SORROW. ROSA'S APPEARANCE WAS CUM-SOAKED AND SPARKLY, BUT BALTHIER WAS GORGING SO WIZARDLY. AND WHAT ABOUT FREYA - WAS SHE BEEFY, OR BRUTAL? WHAT HAD THE PINWHEEL BEEN FONDLING IN THE HOUSE?
"IT'S ALRIGHT, BASCH, MY CHOCOBO-CHEEKS," SAID ROSA. "I FOLLOWED YOU FROM NEW JERSEY. I WANT TO HELP."
"I HAVE FOUND MY BODY PILLOW," FREYA CALLED DAINTILY FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE.
"SHITBALLS," BASCH FLOUNCED. "I NEED A BEER."
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...AND THEN PLAY THE FFDQ IF YOU HAVEN'T YET, BECAUSE IT'S GONNA CLOSE TONIGHT!