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madorad in capslock_beatle

ANOTHER FIC AND A COMIC

Sep 18, 2011 08:37

I FOUND SOME MORE CRACK FICS, AND HERE'S ONE ABOUT PAUL ANNOYING JOHN IN THE SEVENTIES.

( JUST GET OVER IT, PAUL! )

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madorad September 18 2011, 17:16:14 UTC

LOL PAUL TRADED HIS INTELLIGENCE FOR BEAUTY AND THAT IS THE RESULT. PAUL'S HETEROSEXUALITY IS LOST SOMEWHERE IN A GALAXY FAR FAR AWAY.

PAUL HAS INVISIBILTY POWERS OR SOMETHING. I HAVE NO IDEA.
THE COMIC WAS THE GREATEST THING TO BE MADE AS A COMPANION TO THE FIC XD

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madorad September 18 2011, 17:40:00 UTC

LOLOL PAUL BEING SUPER TINY. CURSE YOU LINDA. IF WE CAN SEE JOHN'S, WE WANT TO SEE PAUL'S TOO.

IT'S LIKE A DEAD CELEBRITY REUNION, WHERE THEY CELEBRATE THE MIRACLE OF MALE BIRTH.

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madorad September 18 2011, 18:21:21 UTC

LINDA, WHY YOU NO SHARE PAULIE? SHE KNOWS HE'D LIKE TO BE SHARED. THOSE ARE AWESOME PLANS.

ABE WOULD HAVE MADE SOME GREAT SINGING POLITICIAN BABIES WITH JOHN.

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madorad September 18 2011, 18:37:40 UTC

OH PAUL. HE JUST WANTS SOME LOVE AND ADMIRATION FOR HIS BODY.

THE CHILD WOULD THEN GO ON TO BECOME THE WORLD'S GREATEST PRESIDENT AND THE FIRST TO TRULY ACHIEVE WORLD PEACE WITH HIS TALENTS.

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madorad September 18 2011, 19:10:42 UTC

PAUL THE WHORE. I'D HIRE HIM.

WITH HIS INCREASING POPULARITY, THE MANY NATIONS THAT LOVE HIM FIGHT OVER HIM. THE ALIENS ARRIVE IN THEIR SHINY UFOS, AND WHILE THE SILLY HUMANS FIGHT OVER ABROHN, THE ABDUCT HIM FOR THEMSELVES.

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madorad September 18 2011, 19:27:24 UTC

PAUL-THE-WHORE WOULD WORK AT THE TALLEST SHINY BUILDING IN LAS VEGAS, WHERE HE SPENDS EACH NIGHT IN A DIFFERENTLY THEMED ROOM. PEOPLE GATHER AT THE BUILDING WAITING FOR MONTHS IN A LONG LINE FOR THEIR TURN.

ABROHN, HOWEVER, FINDS THAT RULING THE UNIVERSE IS A LONELY JOB, AND HE ROAMS THE GALAXIES TO FIND A TRUE LOVE.

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madorad September 18 2011, 20:02:51 UTC

PAUL, NOT ENJOYING SOME OF HIS CUSTOMERS, DEMANDS THAT SECURITY ONLY ALLOW THE GOOD LOOKING ONES IN.

THERE, ABROHN SETTLES DOWN AND LIVES COMFORTABLY FOR A FEW YEARS, UNTIL ONE DAY HE REALIZES THAT HE IS GETTING OLD AND WANTS TO HAVE CHILDREN. HE THEN PLACES AN ADD IN THE PAPER. ONCE IT IS PRINTED, HE REALIZES HE JUST REWROTE THE PINA COLADA SONG. FML.

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madorad September 18 2011, 20:22:51 UTC

PAUL DEMANDS TIGHTER SECURITY, AND AN ELECTRIC FENCE IS INSTALLED. UPON HEARING THAT JUSTIN BIEBER TRIED TO GET TO HIM, HE PULLS A DISGUSTED LOOK AND REQUESTS THAT THE LITTLE GIRL BE SENT TO THE SOUTH POLE WHERE HE CAN BE WITH THE PENGUINS, WHERE HE BELONGS.

ABROHN MEETS HIS DATE YOKO AT A BAR, WHERE THE TWO SEEM TO GET ALONG. ABROHN DECIDES TO TAKE HER HOME AND PRESENT HER BEFORE HIS ALIEN FOLLOWERS.

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