NEED...MONEY....

[sexyback_pakku]

SO, KANNA AND I GOT INTO A FIGHT LAST NIGHT....AND SHE SORTA KICKED ME OUTTA THE HUT.

IT'S FUCKING COLD AND I NEED A PLACE TO LIVE, SO I'VE DECIDED I NEED TO EARN MONEY, BECAUSE MAKING PEOPLE PAY FOR BENDING LESSONS IS BOTH UNETHICAL AND ILLEGAL.  WHO KNEW? I CERTAINLY DIDN'T...

ANYWAY....TO MAKE SOME CASH, I AM NOW....

TEACHING COOKING LESSONS!!

THAT'

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[floozy_hair]

I WANT TO KNOW HOW MUCH LESSONS ARE BEFORE I SIGN UP. NO ONE IN THE VILLAGE CAN COOK ANYTHING THAT TAKES LONGER TO MAKE THAN TWO MINUTES. BECAUSE EVERYONE'S TOO STUPID TO REALIZE THAT RAW FOOD IS BAD. THAT'S WHY THERE'S ALWAYS TROUTANELLA GOING AROUND.

[sexyback_pakku]

WELL....HMM....

I HADN'T ACTUALLY SET A PRICE, AND YOU APPEAR TO BE BOTH YOUNG AND IN DESPERATE NEED OF SOMEBODY WITH A CULINARY TOUCH, SO I'LL GIVE YOU A DISCOUNT.

5 BUCKS FOR EACH LESSON.

EVERYBODY ELSE, YOU PAY 15 BUCKS. UNLESS I CHANGE THE PRICE.

[diditwithhakoda]

DO I STILL HAVE TO PAY 15? AFTER ALL...I GAVE OUT BEFORE MY MOTHER-IN-LAW DID

I'M SOOOO EXCITED. I WANNA LEARN NEW RECIPES.

BUT ON ANOTHER NOTE, YOU MISSED THE REINDEER-NARWHAL-PISTACHIO-BLACK CHERRY ICE CREAM I MADE YESTERDAY:

http://community.livejournal.com/capslock_atlarp/49926.html?thread=2368774#t2368774

/MOM
EXCUSE TEH LAMENESS.

LASPCOCK=SIFU KISU FAIL

[sexyback_pakku]

YOU, MY DEAR, CAN GET IN FOR FREE. RAWR.

AND THAT LOOKS DELICIOUS. YOU CAN TEACH THAT IN CLASS IF YOU'D LIKE.

/PAKKU

LOL, WIN.

[thesexyfineone]

*GASP* WHY AM I EXCLUDED? WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU? *POUTS*

[sexyback_pakku]

OH SHIT, I DIDN'T MEAN YOU, EXTREMELY GOOD LOOKING LADY HARU. I MEANT HAHN.

I'M A LITTLE DISTRACTED BECAUSE I'VE BEEN FREEZING MY ASS OFF AND FIGHTING POLARWALRUSBEARS....THEY KEEP TRYING TO TAKE MY COMPUTER.

[thesexyfineone]

OH... OK THEN. :D

I HAVE A PRETTY GOOD HANDLE ON SPANISH DISHES BUT I WONDER IF AZULA MIGHT LIKE SOMETHING DIFFERENT FOR ONCE... SIGN ME UP.

DO YOU TAKE FIRE DIAMONDS?

[sexyback_pakku]

:D I'D BE INSANE IF I DIDN'T TAKE THEM!

[oblivious_dork]

I SUPPOSE I SHOULD LEARN TO COOK...NOW THAT I DON'T HAVE 100+ CHEFS COOKING FOR ME ANYMORE. =( ALSO, IT SEEMS I DON'T REALLY HAVE ANY MONEY. DID YOU WANT AN ASSISTANT OR SOMETHING, SO I CAN WORK TO PAY FOR THE LESSONS?

[sexyback_pakku]

WELL...

FINE, I SUPPOSE. BUT YOU NEED TO PAY ME EVENTUALLY.

[professorzei]

:FACEPALMS, AND GIVES YOU 30 GOLD FOR BOTH OUR LESSONS:
I REALLY NEED TO LEARN TO COOK MORE THAN JUST RICE.

[im_tha_avatah]

NO OFFENSE, BUT WATER TRIBE FOOD IS GROSS. :C DO YOU KNOW ANY OTHER TYPES OF FOOD?

[keggeratmyplace]

HAHA, THIS KID KNOWS WHAT'S UP.

SRSLY, WHO THE HELL WOULD WANT TO KNOW HOW TO MAKE FOOD OUT OF SEAL BRAIN OR SEA CABBAGES OR WHATEVER? GROSS, BRO.

[sexyback_pakku]

AND THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO COME. GO BACK AND WHINE TO YOUR DADDY.

[sexyback_pakku]

I'M A MASTER WATERBERNDER WHO TRAVELED THE WORLD AS PART OF MY TRAINING. I'VE PICKED UP DISHES FROM OTHER NATIONS ALONG THE WAY, SO, YES, THERE WILL BE OTHER THINGS BESIDES ARE GROSS AND AWESOME WATER TRIBE FOOD.

BESIDES. BRANDY. CAKE.

[sexy_tea_god]

OOH! OOH! COOKING LESSONS! THOSE SOUND FUN! I'M GOING TO SIGN RIGHT UP!!!
THANK YOU PAKKU FOR OFFERING THIS MAGNIFICENT OPPORTUNITY!
...MAY I OFFER MY OWN CULINARY TALENTS? PERHAPS WE COULD HAVE ONE CLASS FOCUSED ON HOW TO BREW THE PERFECT TEA...

[sexyback_pakku]

HM...WELL, I COULD USE WATERBENDING IN MY TEA TEACHING COURSE...WE'VE GOT ONE OF THOSE COMING UP, YOU KNOW. GLAD TO HAVE YOU IN, GENERAL.