[Ion sounds a little different today. Older. Gayer More Fabulous. The voice is awkward and doesn't suit him well. In fact, he sort of sounds like, well... Dist, if you look past the uncomfortableness.]
Um, I was in a bit of an awkward accident the other day, and as a result, I seem to have ended up in someone else's body. I've heard the effect wears off after about a week, but that seems like a long time to be stuck this way, and I would be very grateful if anyone knew a way to bypass it. We're trying to think of something ourselves, but more input would be appreciated.
...Thank you.