Oh Toph, my little moldvarpa~

DON'T.

... do that again.

Ducky-poo.

Oh my. Oh my, my, my.

Oh dear.

Pass the muskrat, darling?

AHEM.

JINXY JINXY BO BINXY BANANA FANA FO FINXY ME MI MO MINXY--

Oh my.

You really, really ought to keep your hands to yourself, lovey.

Do try to remember that amidst all this hubbub.

STRIKE ONE!

Oh my redheaded little typo~

You can't white-out errors on Uncle Redd's watch, Rfena.

Next time I shall have to correct you.

Crazy is as crazy does, my dear.

PRINCESS AZULA.

Strike one.

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMICHAELANGELO~

Soup for brains.

STRIKE ONE.

Now has anyone seen my sausage raincoat...?

[In the background, there is the distinct sound of the heron flapping her wings. The noise she makes sounds almost...affectionate.]

Harumph!

Temper, temper Mister Keats.

Without thinking of good or evil, show me your original face before your mother and father were born.

STRIKE ONE!

BRYNHILDR DOTTIR

Tsk, tsk, tsk!

That was not the HAPPY family reunion Uncle Redd had ENVISIONED.

Spastic, jungle...swamp cat-thing creature.

STRIKE ONE!

Now I know that phoenixes can turn into humans, but I had no idea one could take the form of one of you long-eared... elf-man... thingies. Hrrmph. Yes. Well.

You won't find me making fun of a screen door if that's how your people like to keep a little spice in your racks.

[Redd clears his throat profusely.No more fighting, Phoenix. Bad elfman ( Read more... )

MISTER OLEG "MCGUIRE" YUGORSKY

Aren't you eeeeeenterpriiiiising...

...

Shremg. Yuickt. A ha ha ha, argtham nhunz.

STRIKE ONE.