{Happy Birthday!}

[capn_redd]

Hrrrmph. Captain speaking, my tiny little moa toenails.

I know many of you are COMFORTABLE in your slinky little human skins on Death's Birthday so--

[Redd bursts into song! He has a marvelous, rich singing voice. Imagine that!]

Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday, dear Reeeeeeeeeea-per~
Happy birthday to you!!

[Hrrrrmph!]

Now, I cordially invite one and all to a little shin-dig the stewardess has thrown together. I expect to see some tremendous rug-cutting and hump bumping, also some backbones slipping and perhaps even a few untoward grips, HMMM?

Everyone lift a cup to the good ol' departed. They may have not been around for a long time, but let's not be stingy with the accolades~