{ Warnings }

[capn_redd]

[The communicator turns on, and there's the crackle of an old record player in the background.  The music cranks up, and the dulcet tones of a showtune echo in the background.  Redd sings along~]

Everything that happens in life
Can happen in a show
You can make 'em laugh
You can make 'em cry
Anything
Anything can go...

The clown with his pants falling down
Or the dance that's a dream of romance
Or the scene where the villain is mean
That's entertainment A WARNING!

[Screeeeeeech!  The needle is ripped off the record.]

MR. SHOWMAN! FIRST WARNING!