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saucy_regent in capeandcowllogs

Your baby ain't sweet like mine

Mar 02, 2010 02:09

WHO: The Condiment King, Cleric John Preston
WHERE: A fast food place near the police station no really
WHEN: March 1st afternoon
WARNINGS: PUNS and emotional blankness.
SUMMARY: Condiment King has had time to get used to the City and decides it's about time he started his reign of spicy terror by robbing a fast food joint. Cleric Preston is there ( Read more... )

† mitchell mayo | condiment king, † cleric john preston | n/a

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guncleric March 2 2010, 02:15:39 UTC

[Preston is still just boggled by the entire concept of fast food - it's terrible for you, tastes disturbing, and these diners are too cheerful and plastic for anyone's good. Alas, he's kind of an easy sell for probationary cops and lab techs who can make puppy eyes to go get them tacos. And donuts. (To duplicate, maybe, he has no idea.)

When the ... action ... begins, he's staring at the list of things he's supposed to order, and looks up in time to catch the mustard assault. ... Well this is.. new. After a moment of sharing a common thread of humanity with the other patrons and just staring in incredulous confusion, Preston puts his phone away and steps over.]

Stop.

saucy_regent March 2 2010, 02:34:36 UTC

[The servers take the opportunity to duck behind the counter and out of the line of any more... sauce... as the Condiment King turns to stare at the oddly unnerving figure addressing him. He shakes off the momentary feeling that there should be looming happening and points his ketcup gun at Preston.]

What pea-on dares interrupt the Condiment King? [He hops down off the counter, raising one hand clenched into a fist.] If you get salty with me, be prepared to taste my saucy fury!

[And he fires a stream of ketchup at Preston's face.]

guncleric March 2 2010, 02:38:22 UTC

[Preston holds up his right hand to stop the ketchup from hitting him in the face and then takes a moment to blink at his now sticky, red glove. ...]

[ ........ Anyway, he looks back up. ]

I am a police officer. Put down your weapon and place your hands on the counter.

saucy_regent March 2 2010, 02:49:31 UTC

[Oh noooo, he did not just try to rob a place with a police officer already there. Weren't there only like twenty of these guys in the whole city?]

Aww skittles.

[He shook his head and reminded himself - just one cop, and he was from Gotham, he could take this guy. YEAH.]

You won't steak me in so easily, cop! Try this on for supersize!

[Next is that mustard gun. SPLORTCH.]

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