TO THE DEATH!

Jul 05, 2009 14:03

Who: Calvin and everyone involved in the water fight.
Where: Calvin's mighty and eternal dominion the park.
When: NOON SHARP.
What: All-out hydro-war with superpowers.
Warnings: Gruesome hydro-carnage lies within!
Format: Any. No set organization and posting order, since this is supposed to be absolute chaos.

"Alright, everyone listen up!" Calvin addressed his (hopefully) loyal troops as he paced back and forth in front of them, a few minutes before noon. Everyone was wearing hats. Thanks to having super-strength and flight to work with, the fort he had constructed in the park was undoubtedly bigger and better than anything he'd ever made, stuffed with more water balloons than he'd ever seen in one place! They were gonna be invincible! It was just too bad Hobbes couldn't be here to witness his victory.

"We're expecting enemy contacts any minute now. I flew around the City a while ago to carry out some preemptive strikes-" meaning flinging water balloons at anyone he saw- "so they'll be all angry and charge right into our unbeatable defenses! What I expect from all of you is to start soaking them when they get in range, and don't stop until they're swimming! Don't hold back on the powers, either; this is war!"

Calvin moved in close to his allies and looked them all in the eye. "Each and every person under my command owes me one hundred wet enemy bodies! And I want my bodies!" He turned around, grabbed a water balloon, and turned back, hefting it in the air. "Let's do this!"

*complete, calvin | stupendous man, † billy | green squeaker

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