Does that include 'that's what she said'?

[onteamvoldemort]

WHO: Jim Halpert and Michael Scott; CLOSED
WHERE: Chili's!
WHEN: Backdated to a couple days after Michael arrives. Whoops.
WARNINGS: Maybe some super awkward.
SUMMARY: Michael and Jim finally have that lunch Jim promised.
FORMAT: Action!

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sry bb i really need a paid account... lmao

[humanjuicebox]

Why thank you, Jim. [walking in dee dee, he's in much better spirits than when he talked to Jim last, but it's still really sucky to be here sans Holly. that's french for not here. and he marches up to the hostess, announcing their presence.] Table for two, please. But we're not gay, so you don't have to bother with candles or anything--unless you want to.

Sir, all of our tables--

Actually, scratch that. I do want candles. Extra candles.

We don't put candles on our tables, sir.

Oh. Well, that's fine too.

You are forever forgiven. <3

[onteamvoldemort]

[Jim just stands back and glances to where he thinks the camera would be, but grimaces when he remembers there isn't one. That's something he likes, but will have to get used to. His private life will actually be private for once and that especially will be something nice about this place. He rocks on his heels a little bit as he shoves his hands into his pockets and wonders just what he got himself into this time.

At least the hostess hasn't kicked them out yet and is actually seating them. The menu is also familiar, so that's a benefit. Jim lifts it and looks down the list.]

I knew I should've brought my candlepants to lunch.

i hope so ;;

[humanjuicebox]

You have candlepants? And you didn't bring them? [Actually catching onto the joke for once, Michael scans his menu.] I don't think we can be friends anymore.

<3

[onteamvoldemort]

[Jim looks up from his menu with a smile before he gives a mock sad face.]

Can't I have another chance, man?

[He's a little surprised that Michael is running with the joke rather than falling right into it.]

[humanjuicebox]

No. No second chances for a man who doesn't even have the sense to wear his candlepants.

[Very stern look though that had been -- perhaps a bit too impassioned. People are staring, not that Michael notices.]

[onteamvoldemort]

[Jim unfortunately does notice the staring. Why Michael why.]

Aaaaand that's enough with the candlepants.

[Oh hey this menu's pretty interesting.]

So what do you think so far of this place?

[humanjuicebox]

Of Chili's? I already told you--

Oh, you mean. [conspiratorial whisper] This place.

Did you know James Bond is here? Like, the real guy!

[onteamvoldemort]

[Jim smirks a little at the mention of Bond. He kind of did a lame attempt to troll him earlier.]

Yeah, I told him I could tap dance. [Trying to keep down a laugh and failing just a little bit.]

[humanjuicebox]

[a beat] Can you tap dance?

[onteamvoldemort]

No. [Jim jumps right on that one. There is no way he's going to get wrangled into Michael's plans.]

Definitely not. IIIIIII don't even really dance.

[humanjuicebox]

[B-but. It makes Michael laugh anyway]

That's great. You told him you could tap dance, but you can't. Oh, man. What did he say--or do, what did he say?

[onteamvoldemort]

[Jim smiles a little bit at that.]

Oh he totally bought it. He thinks I'm a tap-dancing genius.

[humanjuicebox]

[scratches his eyebrow, coming down from the mirth a little]

You know, it's kind of funny actually because... I told him I was a CIA agent. And he believed me. [oh, no wait he's laughing again] He started encrypting everything he said.

[onteamvoldemort]

[Jim's mouth makes a little o shape before he outright laughs at that. Yes.]

No way. There's no way he bought that.

[humanjuicebox]

He completely did. You can ask him yourself.

[onteamvoldemort]

Yeah, I think I will. [Especially considering how horribly Jim embarrassed himself the last time he talked to Bond.]