WHO: Spider-Man and YOU!
WHERE: Roundabouts the City.
WHEN: Nights/early mornings of the 4th through the 8th.
WARNINGS: Snark, punching people.
SUMMARY: Patrol!
FORMAT: Quicklog to start, than w/e. Just name the place and time!
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you know I had to use those lyrics sometime )
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She was once again fleecing a drug dealer of his earnings. She'd staked him out for a couple hours, and once he'd served enough customers, she felt, she'd waited for a moment alone and slipped into the alley behind him.
Now he was upside-down inside a trash-can which was shoved inside a dumpster, the lid closed so that his feet kicked feebly against against the lid as Laura absently began sifting through his belongings, separating it into 'useless things and drugs' and 'money.'
She paused, mid sort, and looked up, sniffing at the air as a familiar smell she couldn't identify came into her range. Hnn...
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"You know, when most kids your age need money, they get a job at the nearest Subway's. Now, I'll grant you the economy ain't the friendliest to high-schoolers needing work experience, but still, it's a bit of a leap from burger-flipping -- salad sorting? -- to mugging people, even the ones that deserve it." Spider-Man paused, looking her up and down. "Okay, I know I've met you somewhere, I just can't place it. Teenage girl, dark hair, grumpy expression ..."
He snapped his fingers. "Hey, I remember now! You're Girlverine!"
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"I am not mugging him." She answered, ignoring his rambling wanderings about jobs. What was it with some of the superheroes and banter? Laura would never understand Banter. Sometimes she tried it, but...well...it always sort of fell apart. She was much better at the silent fighting thing. It was more intimidating anyway.
"He is a drug dealer." She indicated the pile of merchandise she had taken off of him. "And the money will serve no purpose sitting in a police impound, and the original owners already spent it on something illegal." Laura had no moral issues at all with her 'job', as it were. It was, in essence, victimless. Unless you counted the drug dealer.
Which she didn't.
"I am not Girlverine. My name is Laura."
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They were the easiest fights to pick. Civilians always raised attention and issues unless you do it carefully. Criminals? Nobody cares if they die. They just assume it's another gang war.
But Ladd also spent a lot of nights in and out of bars. He hadn't got much money, and the money he did manage to "collect" all went straight into drink, food, clothes and guns. If he felt like paying for it, of course.
So it's on this night that Spidey will probably catch a rather tipsy Ladd beating up some random hobo, smiling with his trademark grin as he stomped his stomach with his shoes.]
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Coasting along the sky in a self-propelled hang-glider, the recently imported reality alterer seemed to be enjoying the night. He was at least until a key error occurred. He'd made his little vehicle but forgot to keep generating fuel. When he noticed that the engine had cut out, Freedom Ring panicked a bit. This distracted him enough for the hang-glider to vanish. This sent the young man in pink and black plummeting towards a nearby rooftop. Luckily enough for him, he managed to create a large airbag to break his fall.
A few moments after hitting the airbag, Freedom Ring made it vanish. This left him sprawled on the roof looking rather shocked.
"Whoa...hope no one saw that."
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Right on cue, the engine cut out, and Spidey sat up reflexively, putting his cup down on the roof. He waited, poised to see whether the pilot would recover, already calculating the webbing he'd need to snare the glider and kill its momentum before it hit the ground. Then the glider disappeared, and Spidey gawped for one precious second before instinct kicked in and he leaped into action.
Go go go go ( ... )
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"Heya, Spider-Man!" he greeted. "Uhh...think I am," he answered, looking himself over. No blood, no broken bones, just a bit a bruising. "Yeah, I'll be fine. "Man, I'm glad to see you."
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St'doh..... hungreeeeeee--
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Phew! Thought I'd have to risk that place with the dead mouse in the window -- oh, hey.
[ Beat. ]
You're supposed to buy and eat it, not stare at it, you know.
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