WHO: Laurie, Aaron, & Cop Cast (open to all policey types)
WHERE: Undisclosed party location
WHEN: Tuesday Night 11/9
WARNINGS: DRUNK COPS?!
SUMMARY: Aaron's Awesome 99th Birthday Party!
FORMAT: Writer's choice! Tag yourselves in, start your own threads, socialize, etc!
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It beats for you, it bleeds for you. )
"Nuts to you," she said testily to the bowl, though clapped her mouth shut, hoping no one nearby thought she was referring to them.
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"How've you been, anyway?"
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"I've been fine, thanks." Which wasn't precisely a lie. He'd been fine by Jack Bauer's standards. "How about you?"
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And once he spotted the table of food, he helped himself to everything in his sight, devouring the hors d'eouevres like a mad lobster, grunting and gurgling as he did, making the most hideous "OMNOMNOM" sounds to express his appreciation.
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"Bu---stop! There... there needs to be enough for everyone!" She said in a panic, and then, observing the mess being made and how much of it would not be edible afterward... "Or not."
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"I just... ah, well... I put a lot of work into that and, ah... was hoping it would... last longer." She took a breath and exhaled slowly, trying to release the bizarre stress of speaking to a lobster man who'd just made a mess of her carefully chopped crudite. "Look, this table's a little bit of a mess now, so why don't you help me clean it up, huh?"
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He dabbed at the table uselessly, napkin clenched tight in his lobster claw. He was trying, bless his failsome heart, but being an uncoordinated creature, he just seemed to make the mess even worse.
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"Do-don't jump off a building, don't... don't even say something like that, alright? Or, I mean... thoughts like that are... you... are crab men capable of clinical depression?" No, it was a bad idea to remove the hand from the mouth after all.
"Here. You can stop, that's... that's very helpful." Jaime started laying huge strips of paper towels over the splattered remains of hors d'ouevres on the table to cover it up.
And then something occurred to Jaime. "Ah... I'm Jaime. I don't remember seeing you at the police station, are you new?"
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