003 && [Video: audio in Japanese (Translated)]

[amnotaweasel]

[Misao's face pops into view. She looks confused with just a tinge of worry.]

So I was practicing my kitchen knife throws to see what their balance is and if they could ever be used in a pinch if I needed them and the really big cleaver left this hole in the wall.

[Video cuts to a cleaver, then cuts to a wall, which has a big knife-cut-shaped

Comments

wait wait how are playing this does she already know him?

[amnotaweasel]

Oh, I'm just fine! Been throwing knives since I was six, you know. And the kitchen's just fine, too.

<3 in good time. *lets the weaselgirl sidetrack herself.*

[amnotaweasel]

Kindergarten? You have a special place for learning colors? Hannya and Aoshi-sama just taught me when we were on the road. "The sky is blue, the leaves are green, the dirt is brown no don't eat it."

[amnotaweasel]

There are things you're not supposed to throw if you're in danger? I thought you were supposed to throw anything and everything, including sharp things that could put people's eyes out.

[amnotaweasel]

The toy dump truck?

[amnotaweasel]

I don't. I'm sorry! I try to keep up, but trains are new where I come from. I was afraid of the subway when I first got here!

[amnotaweasel]

And they make toys of it that you can throw at other people? [Have a girlish laugh, almost but not quite a giggle.]

Oh, uhm, I'm Makimachi Misao! Nice to meet you. Sorry it had to be when I'd been throwing knives at things.

[amnotaweasel]

Uh, can you give me a sec, I think I crashed some rubble onto my sleeping bag when I threw my shoe to see if the wall would explode again...

[Long, extended pause, then a blip as a new message is sent:]

....That totally made no sense and I'm sorry and now there's this really big hard piece of somebody's old house on my sleeping bag.

[amnotaweasel]

Uhm. Not that I'm complaining, but do you normally just offer rooms to girls who throw knives?

Ahahaha. Well, I wouldn't say no for a night, anyway.