First Scam [video]
[the recording clicks on, revealing a suave Indian guy in a tan suit, purple tie, and HUGE purple sunglasses. slicked back hair, big used-car-salesman grin]
Hi there, everyone! Lovely city you've got here - and can I say that the way of getting people here is great? Science at it's best right there, people. Can't say that this sudden business trip is in my best interests, but hey, what's a guy to do, huh? Make do and adapt, right?
[he just... keeps smiling]
So, consider this my business card - Sanjay Vasuda, at your service. Naturally, I'll have to start from scratch, what with getting the materials and resources necessary to start business back up, but I'm sure we'll get along famously. And hey, if you ever need anything, don't hesistate to ask. I promise you I'll do everything in my power to get it for you - there's no purchase too big, no deal too messy. You won't believe the things I can do for you now.
So what do you say, you wonderful people? I'm looking forward to being friends.
Hi there, everyone! Lovely city you've got here - and can I say that the way of getting people here is great? Science at it's best right there, people. Can't say that this sudden business trip is in my best interests, but hey, what's a guy to do, huh? Make do and adapt, right?
[he just... keeps smiling]
So, consider this my business card - Sanjay Vasuda, at your service. Naturally, I'll have to start from scratch, what with getting the materials and resources necessary to start business back up, but I'm sure we'll get along famously. And hey, if you ever need anything, don't hesistate to ask. I promise you I'll do everything in my power to get it for you - there's no purchase too big, no deal too messy. You won't believe the things I can do for you now.
So what do you say, you wonderful people? I'm looking forward to being friends.