Apr 30, 2009 00:25
[The audio cuts on abruptly. The voice is layered with a Quebec accent, noticeable enough to tell.]
-thing on. Testing, testing, hello this is-ah, merde!
[There's a whooshing noise. Jean-Paul had obviously dropped the com and swooped down to catch it. Thank heavens for super speed.]
Apparently this thing is on. Alright then. For safety's sake, my name is Northstar. Some of you should have heard of me before, so please answer these questions. One, where the hell am I? Two, how do I get home? Three, where is Wolverine because I am going to kill that runt the next time I see him. Four, is there a superhero by the name of 'Aurora' here? And five, why am I even alive? The last thing I remember directly ties into why I am going to kill Wolverine. If you want to be nosy and find out why, ask an X-Men. I would prefer not to talk about it.
So yes, those are simple questions. Make yourselves useful and help me out.
[muttered under his breath]
Mon dieu, I hate this place already.
† jean-paul beaubier | northstar