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WHAT IS A HIATUS/TWIST AWAY THE GATES OF STEEL [Voice]

Apr 16, 2009 23:29

...You sons of bitches.

We just got back from vacation. We were just fucking. Relaxing.

I worked hard to get that far, y'know? I was patient.

Do you have ANY IDEA how hard it is for ME to be patient.

You're all super deluxe chocolate sundae cocksuckers and pedophiles. Later, dipshits. I got shit to break.

† tank girl | n/a

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[voice] meowminx April 17 2009, 03:41:05 UTC

[She sounds hoarse and overall shitty.]

What's wrong, Tank?

[voice] grenadeball April 17 2009, 03:46:17 UTC

3 guesses, and the first two are used to sodomize Mormon prophet Joseph Smith.

[voice] meowminx April 17 2009, 03:48:23 UTC

...

Laurie.

[voice] grenadeball April 17 2009, 03:50:17 UTC

Got it in one.

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[Voice] watsthename April 17 2009, 03:50:28 UTC

Tank Girl?

[Voice] grenadeball April 17 2009, 03:52:08 UTC

Hey Del. The pretty girl's gone.

[Voice] watsthename April 17 2009, 03:53:33 UTC

...oh...

I liked her. She was nice.

[Voice] grenadeball April 17 2009, 03:54:05 UTC

Yeah.

She was.

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reactionary April 17 2009, 04:01:31 UTC

What did you do.

1/? grenadeball April 17 2009, 04:02:24 UTC

You.

Okay, faggot. Let me make this motherfucking crystal clear.

2/? grenadeball April 17 2009, 04:05:13 UTC

Let me start with this - I am a dangerous woman. I always have been. Now, you know this, but you only know this because you think I'm a terrible person. You don't fucking quite get it.

I am a fucking hard heavy metal nuclear bomb, shit head. I wreck people's shit like it was eating breakfast. I build rocket launchers for shits and giggles. I handmake blimps just so I can set them on fire and reenact the Hindenburg.

I took down a fucking bounty hunter convention that was after my ass while quoting movies in a drugged out haze.

I am not, as they, some one you wanna fuck with.

3/? grenadeball April 17 2009, 04:05:34 UTC

Now. Continuing.

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tothecloud April 17 2009, 04:05:16 UTC

Do you want me to bring you some ice cream?

[Voice] grenadeball April 17 2009, 04:22:27 UTC

Nope.

tothecloud April 17 2009, 04:28:50 UTC

A-Are you sure? I mean, ice cream is like the ultimate comfort food!

1/2 grenadeball April 17 2009, 04:32:10 UTC

I PUT MY BARE FISTS THROUGH VIKING SKULLS AND PUNCH NINJAS SO HARD THAT THEY PUKE UP THINGS THEY DIDN'T EVEN EAT.

I AM NOT AN OXYGEN NETWORK AND ICE CREAM WOMAN. OKAY? YES?

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goddamnniteowl April 17 2009, 05:16:51 UTC

N-no, she can't be...she can't...

grenadeball April 17 2009, 05:19:31 UTC

She is.

Wanna get drunk with me?

goddamnniteowl April 17 2009, 05:25:11 UTC

...yeah. Yeah.

grenadeball April 17 2009, 05:27:46 UTC

Right then. Bar'll only be open to you and me.

I'll put on ESPN Classic and let the taps run free.