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HERE IN MY CAR - I FEEL SAFEST OF ALL [Voice]

Mar 17, 2009 00:23

Oh, baby, mommy missed you.

[BOOM]

It's not the same, just taking you out for sunday drives, am I right? Course I am.

[BOOM]

I mean, sure, I can drive you around all I want, but if I don't have an excuse to use the cannon, well fuck, that's missing half the point, innit?

This is giving me an ENORMOUS hard on right now.

[BOOMOh, man. I really ( Read more... )

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deadman_center March 17 2009, 04:31:02 UTC

The hell is that?

grenadeball March 17 2009, 04:32:35 UTC

That's my motherfucking hand built, souped up, M1-A1 tank, bitchtits, don't you forget it.

deadman_center March 17 2009, 04:37:59 UTC

You built a tank.

[Voice] grenadeball March 17 2009, 04:40:41 UTC

My name is Tank Girl, so.

deadman_center March 17 2009, 04:44:02 UTC

Bet I could rip it apart.

[Voice] grenadeball March 17 2009, 04:46:01 UTC

And I could build a new one. Whooptie shit, motherfucker, just because it's souped up doesn't mean it's a 'deus ex machina alien retarded invulnerable magic tank from heaven'. Ripping up a tank impresses - who, exactly? There's five billion other super powered gay prostitutes here who can do the same thing.

[Voice] deadman_center March 17 2009, 06:13:55 UTC

Who gives a shit about impressing people? It's all about having fun.

Not that I actually would.

[Voice] grenadeball March 17 2009, 06:18:42 UTC

So, then you're just talking yourself up about how you could but you wouldn't.

So are you just trying to convince your dick that you're awesome or something, then? I'm pretty sure it doesn't have ears, yo.

[Voice] deadman_center March 17 2009, 06:24:07 UTC

Exactly.

[Voice] grenadeball March 17 2009, 06:26:30 UTC

I'm sure your dong would better appreciate free internet porn and/or a hand that isn't yours.

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