Mar 17, 2009 00:23
Oh, baby, mommy missed you.
[BOOM]
It's not the same, just taking you out for sunday drives, am I right? Course I am.
[BOOM]
I mean, sure, I can drive you around all I want, but if I don't have an excuse to use the cannon, well fuck, that's missing half the point, innit?
This is giving me an ENORMOUS hard on right now.
[BOOM]
Oh, man. I really need to get this interior properly outfitted. Put in a bedroom, a kitchen, and a crapper. I miss living in this motherfucker.
[BOOM]
Let's see, at least I got vinyls set up...
[And 'Putting on the Ritz' comes on the loudspeaker, while tank treads and a loudass cannon pounds on]
† tank girl | n/a