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[liverletdie]

There's already an Iron Man here.

I haven't seen him, but this is a city run by Iron Man.

Really, there are way too many things wrong with this picture, the least of all being that I'm Iron Man.

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[bomba_del_sesso]

You are?

[liverletdie]

Last time I checked.

[bomba_del_sesso]

We need to have a chat.

[liverletdie]

Why?

/shrieks

[phallboy]

Are you really?

[liverletdie]

Yeah, yeah I am.

[phallboy]

You know, that's funny. I bet a lot of people here have questions for you.

[liverletdie]

Well right now I have a lot of questions in general, so I think I'll answer those first.

[creampuffedly]

... you're Iron Man?

[liverletdie]

Uh, yeah. I'm Iron Man.

[creampuffedly]

But-- he's--

I don't understand.

[liverletdie]

Yeah, I'm still trying to figure that one out.

[ohexplodable]

Yeah, uh, dude, you're not tellin' us anything we don't already-

Oh.

... huh. That's somethin' new, I guess?

[liverletdie]

You'd think so.

[ohexplodable]

Well, I mean, the fact that there's an Iron Man around is, like, totally old news. But if there's two Iron Mans...

Actually, that's good news either way. On one hand, that's more proof that the dickwad running this place is a fake, on the other, shit, that means there's double the ass to kick if you're gonna be a douchbag as well.

WIN/WIN SITUATION.

I think it's time for, like, a celebration or something. Unless you're not in the mood or whatever. Then we'll just, like, not tell you we're partying.

[liverletdie]

I've heard the term tossed around with my name before, unfortunately.

Can I...figure out what's going on, first?

[goanywhere]

You -

Why did you do this?

[liverletdie]

Uh, do what? This whole teleporter thing?

That wasn't me. I just showed up.

[goanywhere]

Why should we believe you? The man with the same name took us from our homes and -

And anyway, everyone says you started a war!

[liverletdie]

...I did do that last one.