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[liverletdie]

There's already an Iron Man here.

I haven't seen him, but this is a city run by Iron Man.

Really, there are way too many things wrong with this picture, the least of all being that I'm Iron Man.

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[creampuffedly]

... you're Iron Man?

[liverletdie]

Uh, yeah. I'm Iron Man.

[creampuffedly]

But-- he's--

I don't understand.

[liverletdie]

Yeah, I'm still trying to figure that one out.

[creampuffedly]

But... what did he tell you?

[liverletdie]

Nothing. I didn't see him.

[private]

[creampuffedly]

.............. you didn't?!

How did you end up here? What is the last thing you remember?

[private]

[liverletdie]

Nope, I didn't.

Uh, on that teleporter. He wasn't there, though. Last I remember I was on the SHIELD helicarrier. Do I know you?

[private]

[creampuffedly]

What teleporter?

And you don't know me, no. I'm just... trying to figure this out as much as anyone else is. I'm sorry, I should have introduced myself earlier. My name is Anezaki Mamori, but feel free to just call me Mamori. It's good to meet you.

[private]

[liverletdie]

The thing I arrived on.

Nice to meet you, Mamori. I'm Tony Stark.

[private]

[creampuffedly]

I'm sorry you're part of this mess, I really am. Keep us informed and we'll do the same, yes?

[private]

[liverletdie]

Who knows, this might do some good for this city. It looks like it needs it.

[hellcommander]

.... I'm confused.

[creampuffedly]

It's okay Youichi, I am, too.

[hellcommander]

How can there be two? Why would Iron Man's porter bring another Iron Man? Maybe one of them is LYING!

[creampuffedly]

I doubt it's this one, since he just arrived and would obviously not think to claim he's Ion man without a point.