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[pamnotpammy]

[ pam's sitting by her open window in one of those big, comfy sweaters that have somehow become trendy. the sleeves are just a bit too big, and she's fiddling with one absently as she speaks. ]So um. I went to art school once. A few years ago. And I used to dream all the time about leaving Scranton and getting an apartment in the city and becoming

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[onteamvoldemort]

[Jim looks over from the kitchen where he's attempting to make dinner. It's... not going so great. He holds up the knife he's kind of slicing tomatoes with.]

You could cut off your ear like that one guy.

[Look how classy and sophisticated he is, forgetting names of legit famous painters as he mimes cutting off his ear with the tomato knife.]

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[pamnotpammy]

That one guy? Way to be specific, Halpert.

[ pam abandons both her comm and her seat by the window to go over and wraps her arms around his waist, tucking herself right under his arm. ]

What are you doing to the tomatoes?

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[onteamvoldemort]

[Jim wraps an arm around her as he sets the knife down on the cutting board. The tomatoes are kind of just squished everywhere and the skin somewhat scraped off.]

I was trying to tell them to cooperate and it'd be easier and I guess they just didn't.

[AKA he completely, completely failed at slicing them.]

You didn't want to eat those, did you?

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[pamnotpammy]

I might have. But now I think we should give them a proper burial after their ordeal.

[ oh jim. it's a good thing you're pretty. ]

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[onteamvoldemort]

[Jim leans just a little bit to plant a kiss on the top of her head.]

We could make burgers or something. [A half-shrug because yeah those tomatoes look awful.]

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[pamnotpammy]

We could.

[ squeeeeeezing him before letting go and heading over to rumamge through the freezer ]

Do you want to be in charge of grilling?

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[onteamvoldemort]

[Jim grins as he sets down the knife next to the tomato carnage, glancing around for a towel for a moment before wiping off his hands.]

I think I can handle grilling.

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[pamnotpammy]

I hope so. Or else I might have to trade you in for a newer model. Jim Halpert 2.0

[ she hands him the package of meat and then goes looking for fixings in the lower compartments. ]

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[onteamvoldemort]

[Jim shakes his head and puts on a still-orangeish hand to his chest.]

That hurts, Beesley.

[And accepts the meat package as he moves over to the stove, turning on the griddle half of the appliance.]

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[pamnotpammy]

A girl's gotta eat.

[ slowly just. putting all the fixings on teh counter and then going over to clean up the poor tomatoe. ]

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[onteamvoldemort]

[Jim sprays the griddle with PAM and puts two of the hamburger patties on the now-oiled surface before washing his hands.]

Asking way too much.

[But he's grinning from ear to ear, unable to keep a serious face in the slightest.]

[pamnotpammy]

[ taking out plates and such. and putting out a spatula for him. ]

I know. I'm so demanding.

[onteamvoldemort]

[Jim picks up that spatula and brandishes it like a wand for a second. Okay, he might be a dork too.]

Next you'll be asking me to match my socks.

[pamnotpammy]

You haven't been matching your socks?

[ such exaggerated shock ]

I don't think I can be seen with you in public anymore.

[onteamvoldemort]

[He's totally been matching his socks... he's just poking fun at his waifu.]

What will CeCe think?