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[bibliogasm]

A guy can't even get away to the Jersey Shore without things going out of control.

[A small sigh; it could be weary, resigned, exasperated, or all three. He speaks as though reading from something.]Closer to two dozen incidents have happened since arrival. Around a dozen have been caused by those brought here, mainly involuntary. Two by apparent "

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[tryrannosauros]

Why are you wasting your time with counting?

[bibliogasm]

'Cause I'm not doin' anything else, an' thought I'd share my own homework with everybody.

If you have any suggestions for something else I can do, them I'm all ears.

[tryrannosauros]

There are better ways to spend your time... Active ways.

But I forget that most of you don't like to fight.

[bibliogasm]

A fight sounds much better than this, day in and day out. 'Fraid I'm not much of a brawler, though. I'm more of an extensive property and fire damage guy.

[tryrannosauros]

That's good too!

[bibliogasm]

... You're serious?

[tryrannosauros]

Completely. Why wouldn't I be?