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[xuffasch]

( this post is sent from a pretty scrambled signal, not traceable to either of Damian’s standard communicators. )

If you are under the age of eighteen and have found yourself trapped by the hideous system that is the social norms of this City, then you may wish to take a minute away from your busy schedule of doing meaningless addition problems

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[hells4children]

You've learned well, young Padawan. There are a few other things to keep in mind, like how to avoid truant officers during school hours, but it's a decent start.

The first part, however, is easy to work around if you know what you're doing.

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[xuffasch]

If you see a truant officer, avoid them. I thought it fairly self-explanatory.

Oh? And how's that?

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[hells4children]

More to it than that, if you get to the point where you see one, you're already in trouble. You gotta stay one step ahead, know where they'll be and when, then not be there.

Ties into the fake guardian part. Combine that with a few change of address forms, maybe set them up too much of a quagmire to actually know where you really live, only that you no longer live where you used to.

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[xuffasch]

So you set up a misleading paper trail in addition to a digital one. I suppose that would help.

not here but

[bluepurrymuffin]

[So. Much. Linefacing.]

also not here

[xuffasch]

( but. smirks. )

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[kingofrooks]

Thinking to breed a new generation of potential idiots?

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[xuffasch]

People are always idiots. Their education has no bearing on that.

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[kingofrooks]

Public education is supposed to change that. You offered that it failed, but pointing out a problem does nothing.

Suggest a solution.

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[xuffasch]

Teach everyone to read and then leave them alone.

The ones with initiative will find a way to learn more if they want to.

[seeingeyespit]

TH3R3 1S 4 FL4W 1N YOUR L4ST PO1NT
1F YOU H4V3 4 D1S4B1L1TY TH3Y TRY TO M4K3 YOU GO TO SOM3 3SP3C14LLY W31RD SCHOOL!!!
SO YOU SHOULD JUST PR3T3ND TO MOV3 4W4Y 1NST34D

[xuffasch]

I said a debilitating disease, not a disability.
Preferably something contagious.
The mumps or whooping cough.

[seeingeyespit]

WOULDNT TH4T M4K3 TH3M S3ND YOU TO 4 HOSP1T4L >:?
TH3 CPS GUYS 4R3 PR3TTY NOSY

[xuffasch]

Tell them over the phone, then claim to be getting medical treatment at an undisclosed location.

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[technophantom]

It's a shame the Network doesn't have a rep system.

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[xuffasch]

Why is that?

[technophantom]

This post is highly informative and useful. Some aren't.

It would be nice to rep this higher in the Archives for new arrivals.

[xuffasch]

I simply save such things as files and pass them on to whichever idiots happen to show up next.