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[bendersgotback]

Humans are the worst! All they do is save you from killing yourself, then pretend to be your friend, then live in your closet, then makes you ice cream soup, then ditch you so they can do the nasty with a mermaid, then launch you out of a torpedo tube into deep space until you meet God or something, then leave you behind on Earth in order to commit

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[molecularity]

... Dude, what kind of humans are you hanging around? Most of that stuff sounds like it would only happen in those really bad movies on the sci-fi channel.

[bendersgotback]

I'm hanging out with totally jerky humans who completely refuse to show up in this stupid city so I can tell them how stupid they are.

[molecularity]

So you're calling everyone else stupid instead.

[bendersgotback]

No one else is saying it.

[molecularity]

That's because we're not all stupid.

[bendersgotback]

Look like it to me. The technology is crappy and judging by you, so is the fashion.

[molecularity]

Oh, screw you. My fashion sense is awesome.

[bendersgotback]

I don't think so, sister.

[molecularity]

One, I'm not your sister. Two, you don't even know me, so back off.

[bendersgotback]

I know you bought your clothes at a charity store for circus clowns.

[molecularity]

I did not.

[bendersgotback]

Did so.

[molecularity]

Did not.

[bendersgotback]

Did so!

[molecularity]

Did not!

[bendersgotback]

Did so!