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[bendersgotback]

Humans are the worst! All they do is save you from killing yourself, then pretend to be your friend, then live in your closet, then makes you ice cream soup, then ditch you so they can do the nasty with a mermaid, then launch you out of a torpedo tube into deep space until you meet God or something, then leave you behind on Earth in order to commit

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[liverletdie]

Oh, good. I don't suck butt.

[bendersgotback]

Well, in a metaphorical sense at least. I don't know what you do in your spare time.

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[not_polish]

...I don't think a lot of humans do all those things.

[bendersgotback]

They do in my experience. And I have a lot of experience with humans.

[not_polish]

Well, I don't think the humans around here are much like the humans wherever you're from.

[....this is a weird conversation for her.]

For one thing, I know at least my boots aren't tacky.

[bendersgotback]

I'll be the judge of that, lady. Let's see 'em.

[totallyrhombus]

I DON'T SUCK TOTAL BUTT!!

[He says this loud and proud because, dud, he totally doesn't suck total butt. Ttly.]

[bendersgotback]

Prove it!

[totallyrhombus]

FINE! I will!!

[He drops the comm as he runs off, but a few seconds later returns and picks it back up.]

Uh, how?

[bendersgotback]

...Get something expensive for me.

[Voice]

[spacetimeprime]

...

I didn't think humans were physically capable of all of that.

[bendersgotback]

Well, they are. I've seen it all!

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[molecularity]

... Dude, what kind of humans are you hanging around? Most of that stuff sounds like it would only happen in those really bad movies on the sci-fi channel.

[bendersgotback]

I'm hanging out with totally jerky humans who completely refuse to show up in this stupid city so I can tell them how stupid they are.

[molecularity]

So you're calling everyone else stupid instead.

[bendersgotback]

No one else is saying it.