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[totallyrhombus]

[The feed opens on Finn, who is standing obviously in a crowded Arby's. Both his hands are busy holding his shirt down which seems to be full of something alive, wiggling, and cooing desperately. He winces sometimes in pain, because scared pigeons don't know how to keep their claws to themselves, yo.]

Is it on, uh, Miles?

[Miles is apparently

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[xuffasch]

What are you even doing.

[totallyrhombus]

The initiation ritual! I'm not from here, see. I'm from Ooo!

[xuffasch]

Is it customary for those from "Ooo" to be utterly devoid of sense?

[totallyrhombus]

...No. Sometimes it's nice to bring a bottle of soda if you go to a dinner party, though.

[xuffasch]

I see. How lucky that you found someone to explain such things to you.

[totallyrhombus]

Well, if I'm stuck in this wacky, topsy-turvy place might as well do things right, right?

[xuffasch]

...yes. "Doing things" is probably your only option.

[totallyrhombus]

I don't think I like your 'tude that your shooting at me, buster, what's wrong with doing things.

[xuffasch]

Well, neither am I fan of the way you can't seem to string more than two syllables together, and yet you don't see me complaining about it.

There's absolutely nothing wrong with doing things. I'm sure you'll find many useless things to do.

[totallyrhombus]

I don't do useless things! I'm an adventurer and a hero.

And 'adventurer' totally has more than two syllables, and so does 'totally.' And 'syllables'.

[xuffasch]

( slow. clap. )

Congratulations.

[totallyrhombus]

Thank you! And good work, that word had 4--I mean, 5--syllables.

[xuffasch]

How kind of you to notice.