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[The feed opens on Finn, who is standing obviously in a crowded Arby's. Both his hands are busy holding his shirt down which seems to be full of something alive, wiggling, and cooing desperately. He winces sometimes in pain, because scared pigeons don't know how to keep their claws to themselves, yo.]

Is it on, uh, Miles?

[Miles is apparently whoever is filming this, who answers affirmatively. Finn's voice goes into noble announcer mode:]

Good people of Eahr-th! I'm sorry it's taken me so long to do this, but I didn't know there was an initiation ceremony for visitors like me! [Lowers his head in a humble hero bow.] I beseech you to forgive me, I shall start the ceremony now.

[Clears throat, then screams with all the fury of a preteen boy as he flips open his shirt and releases four large pigeons that immediately begin to foul up the place with feathers and other...pigeony things. He spins around as he chants, revealing for some reason he has a British judge's wig pinned to his butt.]

I DON'T MEAN TO IRRITATE
I'M JUST HERE TO ARTICULATE
ABOUT HOW I'M GONNA CELEBRATE
HOW HAPPY I AM TO BE INITIATE-
-TED ON EARTH!!

[Then he stops, panting, posing for a bit as he ignored all the horrified, stunned people around him. Then whispers conspiratorially to the camera, as if no one else can hear it:]

Thanks for saving my bacon and tellin' me about this, Marceline!