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[arachnopho8ia]

[The view on screen is dim at first; the lighting wherever it is can't be very good. There's some muttering and cursing in the background as the lighting is adjusted, and the room swims into focus. It's a corner of what used to be a warehouse--there are still some dusty crates in view--but is now covered in fake cobwebs, piles of gaming dice, and--

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voice;

[hells4children]

For your sake, I'm going to glaze right past the obvious cry for attention you opened with.

I do think I should inquire about this development. If you'll be listening to people more often now, why'd you pick a therapist who can't talk?

voice;

[arachnopho8ia]

I'm not telling my problems to someone who can talk back. That's just stupid. I'm not stupid.

voice;

[hells4children]

Well, you don't tell them to just anyone, same as you have to pick one choose who you listen to.

But it helps to tell them to someone who can actively listen, and maybe even has a response that isn't completely useless to you. Talking to a spider, you might as well be screaming into the void.

voice;

[arachnopho8ia]

That's the point. I yell at it, and then I feel better. What did you think I was going to do?

[ohnoyousquidnt]

Hahahahaha...

Oh, MAN! Just when I thought you couldn't get any CRAZIER ideas

[arachnopho8ia]

You think it's crazy?

I guess it's pretty smart, then. Pretty sane.

[ohnoyousquidnt]

Doesn't matter how you dress it up, you're still fishing for advice from a bug.

[arachnopho8ia]

Advice? That's laughable. I don't need it to give me advice. I'm going to be the one doing the talking.

And spiders aren't bugs.

audio

[gallitrap]

Yeah, it does.

[hyyyyyyyypocrite]

audio

[arachnopho8ia]

Yeah, I totally knew I had the right idea.

[Hey, wait. Isn't this that girl who got Mindfang's attention?]

audio

[gallitrap]

[And hey, she's just doing the verbal equivalent of waltzing right up. How convenient.]

Depending on the problem, meditation can help too, sometimes.

audio

[arachnopho8ia]

Meditation? Isn't that an Earth ocean?

[insineration]

[WHAT HAS SHE EVEN TAKEN UNDER HER WING JESUS]

Concerned for yourself?

[arachnopho8ia]

I'm not concerned. That's not it. I'm just finding something to do with my time.

Yeah.

[video]

[arachnopho8ia]

[Showing him off some more.]

Well, yeah. I had to have a cerulean one. Most of them were brown. I wasn't going to get a brown spider.