don't call it a comeback

[grenadeball]

here we go

Comments

why did i write this

[disillusionists]

Figures intertwined under slotted lights,
A familiar memory this comes betwixt;
Whereto, thou doth stay the thought of sexual might:
Within the actions of a cock's twist.
Everyday, another partner proves tight,
As I become lost in routine's mist;
Betide into the day-by-day fight,
Sith philosophy's point dismissed,
Of kind, doth use another sleepless night.

because rose puts on her robe and wizard hat

[grenadeball]

i think it's illegal for me to continue this conversation further with you

this is not the solution to everything

[disillusionists]

Yes.
It probably is.

maybe tank should tell kanaya to send her wizard slash fanfic to win her heart

[grenadeball]

though wait

i just got the joke

'purple prose'

ha

permavideo;

[tattleina]

Oh! How...

[Pauuuuse]

Interesting.

[grenadeball]

you know it's okay to say that you don't get it or you don't like it

[tattleina]

Oh, well, I think the rhymes were very creative.

[grenadeball]

like the part where i wonder if god will let me eat her pussy

voice;

[fastburning]

You should market that. Seriously.

[grenadeball]

i ain't adding no shitty ass ke$ha generic beats to my rhymes about wondering what it'd be like to be someone else, something else, and absorbing the experience of others by communicating intimately with them through fuckery

[fastburning]

Then don't add shitty ass Ke$ha beats. Add something awesome.

[grenadeball]

good because i swear to god i will just slap your entire generation one day

not that mine didn't have its own questionable music tastes (seriously, WHAM!, what is that even)

the music video can feature chubby puerto rican ladies with huge asses and teenage boys the world over will suddenly discover they have a new type

video;

[kathreptis]

I think you may be the first person to have come up with a proper rhyme for "ruckus."

( sounding oh so impressed. )

[grenadeball]

oh there's bunches

god bless the word 'is' and connecting it to other words

[kathreptis]

I think even Shakespeare would have to agree with you on that one.

[grenadeball]

everyone talks about shakespeare like he was the king of class but his true skill was in making universally appealing stuff

or, shakespeare was dirty as hell and knew how to sell

consider: all his plays are filled with murder, sex, incestual sex, and more murder, and even the occasional dick joke

video;

[i_seethestrals]

[ Tank better like tiny, clapping British blondes. Because she's got one now. ]

[grenadeball]

you like that, kid ?

[i_seethestrals]

I thought it was fantastic. I especially liked the parts about identity, and gender, and the futility of one's actions.

[ Pause. ]

Although... sleeping with the earth would be a bit incestuous, don't you think? I love the world, but I don't... love the world.

[grenadeball]

i suppose it would be, but to me, it's incestuous in the sense that sleeping with anyone is a little bit incestuous, since we all come from the same people way back when

it's greek on the level of 'you're fucking someone you're related to' but not greek on the level of 'you're fucking your own sister and then turning her into a swan'