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why did i write this disillusionists August 7 2011, 13:50:54 UTC
Figures intertwined under slotted lights,
A familiar memory this comes betwixt;
Whereto, thou doth stay the thought of sexual might:
Within the actions of a cock's twist.
Everyday, another partner proves tight,
As I become lost in routine's mist;
Betide into the day-by-day fight,
Sith philosophy's point dismissed,
Of kind, doth use another sleepless night.

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because rose puts on her robe and wizard hat grenadeball August 7 2011, 13:55:36 UTC
i think it's illegal for me to continue this conversation further with you

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this is not the solution to everything disillusionists August 7 2011, 13:57:01 UTC
Yes.
It probably is.

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maybe tank should tell kanaya to send her wizard slash fanfic to win her heart grenadeball August 7 2011, 13:58:49 UTC
though wait

i just got the joke

'purple prose'

ha

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that would just earn a punch in the face ok disillusionists August 7 2011, 14:00:23 UTC
Clever, isn't it?

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her terrible harlequin romance novels say persistence is key grenadeball August 7 2011, 14:03:39 UTC
with a touch of self-deprecation

though while it's probably illegal for me to continue talking about sex in rap or couplet format, it's kind of interesting that it is, since god knows i was thinking about sex like every 5 minutes when i was 13 or whatever

it is pretty much the eternal perpetuation of 'kids don't wanna talk about sex with their parents and vice versa'

though just replace parents with adults and bam, done

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they are wrong disillusionists August 7 2011, 14:16:31 UTC
It was always a problem with parents. Adults, not so much.
At least, that is the case for myself and a few others I know.
Your mileage may vary.

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c'mon rose they could write overly long passages about your eyes grenadeball August 7 2011, 14:18:44 UTC
people come to me with their romance issues regardless of age, though

sex, not so much, because nobody needs to hear about my list of fetishes (volume 4)

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DEEP LIPID POOLS OF LAVENDER.... disillusionists August 7 2011, 14:20:56 UTC
There's not much to talk about sex-wise, either way.
But romantic issues are understandable.
Perhaps you just seem like one of those -- the listening and guiding type that anyone feels they can spill their deepest problems to.

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grenadeball August 7 2011, 14:22:51 UTC
though why half you kids are all MUST ROMANTICIZE NOW is beyond me

all interspecies romancing and you: volume 5

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disillusionists August 7 2011, 14:25:07 UTC
Isn't it obvious?
The survival of ours and their species depends on our ability to seduce one another through attempts at l'amore.

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grenadeball August 7 2011, 14:30:56 UTC
oh yeah that's right, planet destructions and all

hahahaha, awkward puberty come ons for everybody

cracking voices, all around

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disillusionists August 7 2011, 14:34:14 UTC
I'm so excited.
You don't know how long I have been waiting for an event like this to occur.

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grenadeball August 7 2011, 14:37:26 UTC
hey has that kid with the red text started hitting that point yet

all trying to drop rhymes, getting to the word 'motherfucker' only it comes out 'motherfUUAAAUUUUcker'

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disillusionists August 7 2011, 14:39:02 UTC
Strider?
If only.
Believe me; you'll be the first to know at the earliest signs of cracking.

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grenadeball August 7 2011, 14:43:47 UTC
good

if possible, record all attempts of his to drop it like it's hot or otherwise bring the noise afterwards

i'll mix it in with some dancehall sirens and a drum loop and turn it into the dance smash hit of the summer, 'strider's balls are dropping (girls of summer remix 2011)'

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