008 -- voice;

[chipsfalling]

[ the feed starts with the spark-click of the lighter and a loud bang. ]It's shocking, how easy it is to make bomb out of everyday, household objects. Did you know that if you mix equal parts gasoline and frozen orange juice concentrate that you can make napalm? Or if you combine Drano and tinfoil in a bottle you can generate an explosion capable

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voice;

[enigmaestro]

[THE MOST DEADPAN:]

Explosive commentary. Truly, you're detonating free thought oh yes.

voice;

[chipsfalling]

[ OH EDDIE ]

Clever. You know how I love that wordplay of yours.

voice;

[enigmaestro]

Consider it a punic service announcement of my own.

voice;

[chipsfalling]

You just never get tired of it, do you?

voice;

[bydefection]

It's simple chemistry. However the question remains, why make one unless you truly have a reason.

voice;

[chipsfalling]

Who says I'm making a bomb? I'm just warning our good citizens about the dangers of homemade explosives.

voice;

[bydefection]

While simultaneously handing over the instructions.

voice;

[chipsfalling]

[ breath of laughter. ]

Whoops.

voice

[he_is_wild]

Preaching to the choir, kid.

voice

[chipsfalling]

A fellow concerned citizen? I am thoroughly pleased to make your acquaintance.

Voice

[he_is_wild]

Yes. You are.

Although, I do think this is one of those things where the folks who'd need the warning are probably not gonna listen.

Voice

[chipsfalling]

And that's just a real shame.

[ snicker ]

permavoice;

[stressbaking]

Are you planning to blow something up?

[chipsfalling]

Now, whatever gave you that idea?

[stressbaking]

I don't know, only your idle chatter about bombs and household items. And the noise, in the beginning. Also your seemingly extensive knowledge about combining chemicals for such an effect.

[chipsfalling]

Awfully suspicious, aren't you? Here I am, trying to help, and you accusing me of the opposite.

I'm hurt.

voice;

[blobsofenergy]

And here I was thinking all those things under the sink were cleaning supplies. The more you know.

voice;

[chipsfalling]

[ dawn why are you talking to tyler durden... ]

They double as homemade explosives ingredients. Twice as useful as anyone gave them credit for.

voice;

[blobsofenergy]

[ to make buffy's life difficult. also: he's brad pitt ]

Triple the use. If you drink them: Poison.

voice;

[chipsfalling]

[ this is going to get tyler's ass kicked at some point... ]

Poison. Man, I should have warned for that too.