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[fantasycliche]

[ Where ever Onyx is, she's lookin' pretty comfy. All flopped back and sprawled out, dripping laziness. And looking ever so pleased. ]

Just out of curiosity, how many of you have an interest in stopping that troll? "Stopping", in this case, meaning taking into custody, maiming, or killing. [ a quick pause, and then OH RIGHT CLARIFICATION WOULD BE

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[notadartboard]

[why hellooooo pretty lady]

I wouldn't mind a piece of him. Considering I don't doubt that he'll go after Miss Jessica again, I'm pretty sure I'll run into him sooner or later as it is.

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[fantasycliche]

How chivalric. I don't doubt that he'll go after quite a few people, if given the chance.

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[notadartboard]

Possibly. I only care about his interest in one person, though. She can't protect herself. I can.

[fantasycliche]

And I'm sure she'll just expire without you. That's something of a theme on this plane, I've found.

[notadartboard]

Now, now, there's no reason to be like that. It's simply what I do. I look out for my friends.

[fantasycliche]

As I said. How chivalrous.

And here I'd hoped I'd left that behind in my own plane.

[notadartboard]

You don't appreciate a gentleman, miss?

[fantasycliche]

I've always hated knights.

[notadartboard]

What about princes?

[fantasycliche]

I've never met one. Are they anything like knights?

[notadartboard]

I suppose it depends on the prince~. At least I can promise I'm no knight - I'm a pirate.

[fantasycliche]

What's a pirate?

[notadartboard]

What...really? You don't have pirates where you come from? They sail around in ships on the ocean, having adventures, looting and breaking laws, that sort of thing?

[fantasycliche]

We might. I've never been near an ocean.

[notadartboard]

Not at all? Well, madam, that should be rectified right away. I may be biased but you haven't lived until you've gazed out at the wide blue ocean.

[fantasycliche]

Well, I've seen it since being here. It smells too much like the City to seem very inviting.