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[kamikazeaussie]

OKAY SO tomorrow night I'm busy as sin. So I won't be around. Not that any of you buzzkills will be looking for me 'sides Tank n' friends.

Also, I was at this old fart's garage sale and found some fantastic junk.

1. A walkman. To those of you whipper snappers who don't know REAL technology when you see it, here is the world's greatest creation:
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Comments

[grenadeball]

god, you have the worst fucking taste in music, jet

[kamikazeaussie]

Oh fuck off, it's inspirational and uplifting AND you know it.

[grenadeball]

you listen to that one fucking stan bush song, don't you

can't remember what it's from, but, uh

THE TOUCH

that piece of shit

you probably play that at maximum volume in your fucking jet

[kamikazeaussie]

YOU GOT THE TOUCH!

YOU GOT THE POWER!!!!!

YEAH!!!!

Fuck yes that song is sung by a god.

[grenadeball]

if you tell me you have kenny g in your collection i'm gonna have to punch you straight in the twat

[kamikazeaussie]

No, who the fuck do you think I am?

I DO have Luther Vandross though.

[grenadeball]

i think you're a person with the worst taste in music i've ever met short of a white guy who buys muzak albums because he genuinely enjoys them

gonna get a new jet set up?

[kamikazeaussie]

Shut up.

Yeah, I am. Me and the limey are goin out tomorrow and moochin a few parts off of some wings at the airport.

[grenadeball]

sounds good

i got you a genuine 40s bomber outfit for when the bar opens

[kamikazeaussie]

Fucking fantastic. I'll need to shave ASAP. Also, that pisser Spider-Man is telling me he has a problem with hoochie dancing.

[grenadeball]

oh, he's just being the 'rational guy' or whatever

it's his thing

just keep your pants on and at least wear some pasties for your tits, right?

[kamikazeaussie]

Yeah I told him I would. I'm not going to let some unworthy bastard see my Muhammad-given gems anyway.