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OKAY SO tomorrow night I'm busy as sin. So I won't be around. Not that any of you buzzkills will be looking for me 'sides Tank n' friends.
Also, I was at this old fart's garage sale and found some fantastic junk.
1. A walkman. To those of you whipper snappers who don't know REAL technology when you see it, here is the world's greatest creation:
[*poof* on the screen]
If you're under the age of eighteen and don't know what this thing is, you're a fucking cunt.
2. I got ten cassette tapes for a dollar. A-fucking-men I say!
Stan Bush's first goddamn masterpiece.
Two best of Rod Stewart tapes, but they have a couple of different songs that the other one lacked. Collection is KEY
Elton John's Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
Some Wagner shit. I don't do classical much, but once I get my jet pumping, I can blast that shit and pretend I'm a fascist while cranking up my altitude.
Loverboy's Get Lucky
Village People's Cruisin'
The soundtrack from Oklahoma! (it kind of blows turds, Laurie maybe you'll like it)
The Beach Boy's Wild Honey
Oh, yeah, and I got you Talking Heads' fear of music, Tank.
ALSO. EVERYONE FUCKING FLOOR IT! DICK CHENEY IS BEHIND THE IRON SUIT AND HE'S WANKING TO OUR PICTURES. STEER CLEAR OF THAT CREEPY ASSWIPE!!!!! Gathering more information on this. Will update you later.
Also, I was at this old fart's garage sale and found some fantastic junk.
1. A walkman. To those of you whipper snappers who don't know REAL technology when you see it, here is the world's greatest creation:
[*poof* on the screen]
If you're under the age of eighteen and don't know what this thing is, you're a fucking cunt.
2. I got ten cassette tapes for a dollar. A-fucking-men I say!
Stan Bush's first goddamn masterpiece.
Two best of Rod Stewart tapes, but they have a couple of different songs that the other one lacked. Collection is KEY
Elton John's Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
Some Wagner shit. I don't do classical much, but once I get my jet pumping, I can blast that shit and pretend I'm a fascist while cranking up my altitude.
Loverboy's Get Lucky
Village People's Cruisin'
The soundtrack from Oklahoma! (it kind of blows turds, Laurie maybe you'll like it)
The Beach Boy's Wild Honey
Oh, yeah, and I got you Talking Heads' fear of music, Tank.
ALSO. EVERYONE FUCKING FLOOR IT! DICK CHENEY IS BEHIND THE IRON SUIT AND HE'S WANKING TO OUR PICTURES. STEER CLEAR OF THAT CREEPY ASSWIPE!!!!! Gathering more information on this. Will update you later.