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[bendersgotback]

Bahahaha...

[Bender appears on camera, surrounded by a massive group of rats that has somehow assorted themselves into a giant throne. A small group of pigeons flies around his head, creating a horrific halo of feathers and dirt. Oh, and he's wearing what looks like some very expensive jewellery all over his body, including a crown and cape.]

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[crabulous]

But Bender! Those pigeons and rats were meant for my vaudeville revue!

[bendersgotback]

And it was going to be awful. Really, I'm doing you a favor.

[crabulous]

But Bender! Doctor Strange made the pigeons and rats obedient for me!

[bendersgotback]

Well, now they're obedient to me. Probably because I'm far superior.

[bestkindofcrazy]

Muahaha? Mustn't forget the evil laugh when you start off a diabolical plot. Stars above, you're really new at this, aren'tcha?

[Yeah, Harry's pretty confident his impromptu wards can take it]

[bendersgotback]

I do things the Bender way, dumbass! Bahaha is much better.

[bestkindofcrazy]

Oh, you are so never gonna make the villainous big time.

[bendersgotback]

Hey! I have made the villainous big time at least thrice!

[ribbotic]

Okay.

[bendersgotback]

...

Why aren't you terrified?

[ribbotic]

I wasn't a human before. Will you still crush me?

[bendersgotback]

Hmmmm... Depends! Will you say something nice about me?

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[homomachinis]

[ Because small animals going on the attack can mean only one thing. ]

It's not you they're listening to.

[AND YOU CAN'T CHANGE HIS MIND SOB ]

[bendersgotback]

Why wouldn't they listen to me?

[homomachinis]

Because the one who talks to them is here. It has to be.

[bendersgotback]

Yeah, and that person is me!

[bigreveal]

Hm.

Well, you're going to be arrested.

[bendersgotback]

I'd like to see you try, lady!

[bigreveal]

Not my job to do that anymore.

It's just something that's going to happen.

[bendersgotback]

Like hell it's not! I'm Superking, now. No one can dare cross me!