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Apr 19, 2011 19:52

Bahahaha...

[Bender appears on camera, surrounded by a massive group of rats that has somehow assorted themselves into a giant throne. A small group of pigeons flies around his head, creating a horrific halo of feathers and dirt. Oh, and he's wearing what looks like some very expensive jewellery all over his body, including a crown and cape.]

You'll all rue the day you ignored Bender! You'll be saying, "Oh no, Bender! Don't crush us with your mighty army of rat and pigeon things!" Well, it's too late now! I've become one of the most powerful beings ever, and now you lousy humans are going to suffer my wrath!

Plus, I'm going to steal all your stuff! That's what happens when you ignore Bender! AKA, Superking! AKA, your Supreme Overlord! Bahahaha!

[Now, in time, the rats and pigeons all let out little squawks to follow Bender's menacing laugh. With a flick of his wrist, Bender quickly silences the group.]

Now, if you want to be saved from my dirty minions, just apologize and pledge eternal allegiance to Bender. Then, I might consider saving you. Maybe. That's just how generous I am!

...Apart from Zoidberg. And his precious Hood guy. You two are the worst!

So says I, Superking Bender!

[OOC: All part of the preplanned pigeon plot! Any questions, direct them here.]

bender rodriguez | superking

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