filtered from known evils, and esp. Hodge

[deadthenred]

So Emperor and I have been thinking, with all the various and sundry sorts of crackers Stark's pulling in, we oughta get our own system of public relations. Especially with this new Hodgey-podgey child abductor anti-mutant whacko trying to beat us all to the punch. (Not that I understand exactly what a mutant's s'posed to be, but he's a creeper regardless.) Besides, the poor people living here and getting their town ripped up by giant bugs got a right to know what's going on.

Now, we were thinking of setting up an office, where people could answer telephones if there were questions, or maybe even if their house gets infested by space-rats or something, and they need help cleaning up the mess. And other things too: smiling for the cameras, that kind of thing. Basically, if you're willing to explain to people that you're not evil, and want to help out while you're stuck here-- we're gonna need all the help we can get.

Oh, and Steve, I was sorta hoping you'd let us use a room at your giant and apparently mostly empty place of residence, even if you don't wanna help out. C'mon, you know you can't say no to me.

And, in another, less-related conundrum of mine-- when you figure out how to turn the computer on, what're you supposed to do with it?