[Video] Bored, Bored, Bored

[dctr_drakken]

[He looks seriously at the camera]

Ok, I'll level with you. I am bored. Now, ok, I enjoy the Legi-Tech stuff, but, well, it's not a challenge. I mean, really, I used to take on the world and spit in the eye of the government. Any government!

[He leans back, smiling. Reminiscing.]

Oh, man, this one time? Me n' Shego were stealing parts from a top

Comments

[hackeralastair]

Except that geniuses are like a dime a dozen around here. Tony Stark, that Agatha chick, hell even technically Kaiba's a genius. Maybe you oughta bring it.

[theheterodyne]

For that, you get free coffee the rest of the month.

[Grin.]

[hackeralastair]

....DUDE.

Have I told you lately how awesome you are, Agatha? I totally know your last name, too, it just didn't roll off the tongue just then.

[theheterodyne]

Heterodyne.

[Video] SCIENCE.

[theheterodyne]

[Disbelieving eyebrow arch.]

Biggest genius, hm? I doubt that.

SCIENCE!! *fist shaking*

[dctr_drakken]

[He just grins at her]

You're darn tootin'! You name it, I can build it, and better than anyone. I'd provide you with examples of my work, but turns out this isn't the same universe so I can't even use my bad press.

[He shrugs at that]

But whatever, if I saved the world and launched a space station on my own, I can take on anyone here.

[theheterodyne]

Mmhmm.

[Thinks for a moment.]

Can you build a transdimensional harmonic generator? Or perhaps a sentient deathtrap of a castle to last a thousand years?

[Smiiirk.]

Or a handheld device that can punch holes through mountains the size of Kilimanjaro?

[dctr_drakken]

[He thinks on that for a moment.]

What, to use harmonics to cross through dimensions? Kinda did that. Wasn't trying to, obviously. If I was, hah, I'd have chosen better dimensions.

Sentient deathtrap? What, like, it makes it's own decisions? Are you nuts? Give it a few hours, it might decide the main dining room looks better with your head as part of the chandelier. Nah, no sentient death traps for me, no sir.

[He does allow a small smile though]

The handheld sounds pretty cool. But in my line of work. Sorry, my previous line of work, you had to make it look like it could do it big. That's how you get governments to surrender, ya know.

[But, maybe...]

Wait, did you blow up Kilimanjaro? Because even I'd give you credit for that one being totally awesome.

...Please tell me you blew up Kilimanjaro.

[voice]

[pushboundaries]

You really can't just go around claiming to be the biggest genius someone will ever meet.

[voice]

[dctr_drakken]

[Sound of a theatrical yawn]

Kinda just did, buddy. It's how Dr.Drakken rolls.

[voice]

[pushboundaries]

Well, considering I've met myself already, your claim is worthless.

[voice]

[dctr_drakken]

[Theatrical, very loud, yawn]

Sure, buddy, and I'm Theodore Roosevelt. Bully.