Jan 18, 2011 19:44
[He looks seriously at the camera]
Ok, I'll level with you. I am bored. Now, ok, I enjoy the Legi-Tech stuff, but, well, it's not a challenge. I mean, really, I used to take on the world and spit in the eye of the government. Any government!
[He leans back, smiling. Reminiscing.]
Oh, man, this one time? Me n' Shego were stealing parts from a top-secret government lab in Nevada, and the feds show up, right? So...
[There is an urgent sound from off-camera.]
Say wha? Oh, right, like people even care. I haven't sent a giant doom bot strolling down mainstreet, I might as well be running for City Council, the way things work around here. Anyways, Stevens?
[He stands up, making a 'zip it' motion across his mouth.]
Where was I? Oh, right. Come on, city, give me a challenge. I want to build something absolutely rad. That's the term, right? Something enormous and impressive and brand new. Because lemme tell ya, I'll beat the whole damn world. Wanna know how you can tell I'm good at it? I'm the one, the only, Doctor Drakken. Biggest genius you'll ever meet.
[He's grinning now]
Bring it, city!
† drew lipsky | doctor drakken