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[tothecloud]

[Strawberry Underwear]

[ Fumbling video. A pair of bright pink, wool mittens come into view. Apparently someone is in the toiletries aisle at Wal-Mart, 'cause that is a huge wall of toothbrushes, and Miss Strawberry Underwear is going through them clumsily. ]

Uh-- a little help here? Please? There's like. A million different-- oh! Crap.

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Comments

[voice]

[doubleoohbaby]

Make sure it's pink. Preferably sparkly.

[voice]

[tothecloud]

Listen, Mr. B, if I bring one of those home, I'm probably sleeping in the living room for a week or something.

[voice]

[doubleoohbaby]

But it'd be worth it, surely.

Oh, I know. How about an inconspicuous looking one that then plays an annoying tune every time you try and brush your teeth?

[voice]

[tothecloud]

I think you're just trying to get me in trouble.

[voice]

[doubleoohbaby]

Why on earth would I do a thing like that?

[voice]

[tothecloud]

'Cause, you're like-- I dunno. What the word? Y'know. Mischievous.

[voice]

[doubleoohbaby]

I feel I should be offended by such an accusation.

[voice]

[tothecloud]

Er-- well, no offense meant, Mr. B.

[voice]

[doubleoohbaby]

None taken, my dear.

Besides, I'm not the one who destroyed a friends toothbrush.

[voice]

[tothecloud]

Uh. Boy-- Boyfriend, actually.

[voice]

[doubleoohbaby]

Your boyfriend? How terrible.

[voice]

[tothecloud]

W-Which part? The uh, boyfriend part or the toothbrush doom part?

[voice]

[doubleoohbaby]

The fact you could be so cruel to your boy.

[voice]

[tothecloud]

But-- it was totally an accident!

[voice]

[doubleoohbaby]

I bet it wasn't. I bet it was an act of cruelty.

[voice]

[tothecloud]

Whu-- no way! I-I so wouldn't even-- I mean, it's Jaime.