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[tothecloud]

[Strawberry Underwear]

[ Fumbling video. A pair of bright pink, wool mittens come into view. Apparently someone is in the toiletries aisle at Wal-Mart, 'cause that is a huge wall of toothbrushes, and Miss Strawberry Underwear is going through them clumsily. ]

Uh-- a little help here? Please? There's like. A million different-- oh! Crap.

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[owwmyspine]

[...this face...]

Uh. Abby?

[tothecloud]

[ This face. ]

Er. It was an accident?

[owwmyspine]

[snrk.]

I think the toothbrush depends on the person, right?

[tothecloud]

Weeeeell.

You should definitely tell me what kinda toothbrushes Mexican boys like then, 'cause yours just lost a battle with the toilet bowl. Which was totally only a little my fault.

Voice;

[of_animalia]

... Just toothbrushes.

Voice;

[tothecloud]

[ A beat. ]

W-Wait, what do you mean, "just toothbrushes?"

Voice;

[of_animalia]

I don't think it matters what kind of toothbrush you get, just... I don't know. Don't get something obviously marketed for little girls.

Voice;

[tothecloud]

Sooo... I guess the Barbie ones and the Disney princess ones are out.

[ voice ]

[bedeviledspider]

It's a toothbrush. As long as it's not pink, I think you're fine.

[ voice ]

[tothecloud]

...Are you sure?

'Cause if it was me, I'd totally care what kinda toothbrush it was.

[ voice ]

[bedeviledspider]

Again, it's.... a toothbrush. As long as it leaves your teeth relatively hygienic, I really don't think it matters.

[ voice ]

[tothecloud]

[ Sigh. ]

Boys don't care about any of the important stuff.

[voice]

[doubleoohbaby]

Make sure it's pink. Preferably sparkly.

[voice]

[tothecloud]

Listen, Mr. B, if I bring one of those home, I'm probably sleeping in the living room for a week or something.

[voice]

[doubleoohbaby]

But it'd be worth it, surely.

Oh, I know. How about an inconspicuous looking one that then plays an annoying tune every time you try and brush your teeth?

[voice]

[tothecloud]

I think you're just trying to get me in trouble.

voice

[inthirds]

Does it really matter?

voice

[tothecloud]

Well, I don't know! I-- I've never had to buy a toothbrush for someone else before!

[inthirds]

[oh.

well.]

Well, I don't...I'd assume it wouldn't matter all that much. Unless it was something someone really talked about excessively. Which would be odd, but...

[tothecloud]

Uh. Well, I mean, I don't... Think Jaime talks about toothbrushes excessively. [ Herp. ] It's just-- there's like a trillion different kinds, okay? Like ones with special bristles for your gums and ones with little gel grippy things a-and...

Yeah.